Daily Happenings and General Puppery

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Not impressed with your shenanigans

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First beauty hack I've tried that actually worked!! #noheatcurls #beautywin

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Half up half down? #NailedIt #Beautyfail #BeautyBlunder #ThisHairStyleIsRidiculous

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That moment when you realize that your brows will never be even. #GeneralPuppery

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We all paid homage to #dickspady tonight and got some burgers. (at Dick's Drive-In Restaurant)

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You know it’s gonna be a long day when you wake up singing #HotLineBling

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#RegalPup #PupsofInsta

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Have you ever had your butthole licked

If a  tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?Does it really matter if I say yes or no? If no one is there to witness it then my answer is irrelevant. #GetOut

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Why are you such a hot bitch

I don’t know why but someone named “Anonymous” asked me if I ever had my butthole licked. Is honestly ALWAYS the best policy?

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Someone does not know what to do with a cookie!

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Why are you licking the wall

Me-to my dog.

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#NewYearsResolutions: Number A) Don’t get a gym membership, cuz you’ll just waste your money Number B) Don’t vow to quit drinking, cuz, that’s not realistic Number C) Steal lots of puppies. Lots