hey oh

The URL is a lie. I'm actually Matt Bragg. ((That is also a lie; this is just a roleplay blog for Jeremy Dooley from RT/AH. Sorry to disappoint!))

[alltheachievements]

It’s real!

[doona-baes]

[mattbragging-deactivated-deacti]

[suction noises]

[bunnypets]

Soft Batch Chocolate Chip Cookies

[glittertomb]

[uptown-funky-nuts-deactivated20]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[pastelroyalty]

[iamthereal-jerem-me]

[rubybelladonna]

*slams fist on table* this is the kind of content i like to see

[ahcity-shenanigans]

( x )

[iamthereal-jerem-me]

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[iamthereal-jerem-me]

Everyone look at this tiny cat immediately.

[iamthereal-jerem-me]

Remember that time I got a cat and then didn’t name it for two days? 

[taekenbysurprise]

so jazzed

[tresagaves]

Here’s the plan: Skip Monday and head strait to Tequila Tuesday! Who’s with us?

[iamthereal-jerem-me]

legendof-michael said: How fucking gay. (happy birthday!)

Listen, we never claimed to be straight.