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Only a few more hours until she walks down the aisle! I'm losing these heels the second it's over.

#trying to be upbeat #but my mind is somewhere else

Spent some time with Master Fisherman before I wrapped up all of my work with my latest client. Now Little Man and I are devoting the entire week to my Main Broad before she becomes a Heterosexually Bound Woman.

#he's putting a ring on it #hopefully it's not contagious

Devastated doesn't even begin to cover it.

So I'm hanging out with someone I shall call Short Shit.

#can't get away #i swear

So I get a Face Time request from Man Whore-O while I’m trying to feed my son, right?

Man Whore-O got virtual strained bananas spit in his face because my kid was so excited when he popped-up on the screen.

Joy.

#he calls him An #Then there's Ah #O occasionally #and mama because duh #ps - that's probably not the first time someone has spit on him either lulz

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#their gay is showing

So one of the gay dudes in my new rainbow parenting thing introduced me to “Hemlock Grove”.

DUDE.

#our children do child type things #while we discuss dick on dick #ah yis

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#all day #every day

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#perfection

Why is this check for three times the amount we agreed to? Pay for your guilty conscious somewhere else. I have enough to take care of MY son all by my damn self.

#you cannot buy me off #we don't need you #basically go suck a dick

I don’t have a million things to do. I don’t have a flight to catch. I don’t have a hotel to check into. I don’t have to do a damn thing.

Wow.