Elaborate Ruse

Hey there, people of the Tumblr, i am a person who enjoys video games, looking good, Netflix, weed, sex, drugs, cats and the occasional laugh.

[deeeepsteep]

12 year old me playing Kingdom Hearts: I would die for Sora

15 year old me playing Kingdom Hearts II: I would die for Sora

29 year old me playing Kingdom Hearts III: I WOULD DIE FOR SORA

[stannisbaratheon]

[fonzullah]

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

[cosmosastronaut]

For all the Halo fans out there: Futuristic cyberpunk Master Chief.

By reddit user: u/KerfuffledPlatypus

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass

[lolwtfmemes]

[steampunkskulls]

[lolwtfmemes]

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[averagefairy]

i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving

[worrdless]

Demitri Martin once said,

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””

and you know what? spot on.

[drackomancy]

This is a Look™

[bestboykirishima]

[saintvitus]

[crivil]

Star Wars - The Ambush by Dylan-Kowalski

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[saltystarss]

[brakken]

skeletons

[revirag]

@thebibliosphere.

..after scrolling through your blog for a few days, these dancing skeletons made me think of you..

[thebibliosphere]

As it should tbh.

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

[hot-tea-nanako]

But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗

[leaderoftheneutrals]

Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.

[zenokit]

what you gonna get? secondhand meat?

[iastkiii]

And where do yall get your electricity from? How many of you actually use solar, wind, or hydraulic energy? If not, heres what you assholes are doing to my lungs.

[stream]

Humans, for the most part, don’t have a clue. They don’t want one or need one, either. They’re happy. They think they have a good bead on things. Men In Black (1997) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[thecommonchick]

[thejoyfulfox]

I’ve been caught