[joshpeck]

i got into a fight with my little sister and she just texted me this i’m crying

[archnasawjani-blog]

[kresholicious]

[hydratedbitch]

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

[daylightt-deactivated20240214]

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

[justdonetbh-deactivated20160228]

100% accurate

[kanyewesticle]

[denchguy-deactivated20140416]

thank you

[pop4ill]

[gifak-net]

[nohighs]

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

[clamperl]

[sridevi]

"racism still exists in today’s society"

uhhhhhhh okay then explain this:

[funkyfartmaster]

accidentally offending a good friend

[funkyfartmaster]

purposefully offending a bad friend

[talionislex-deactivated20131217]

[mariamlovesyou]

get out me swamp

[filedrive-deactivated20150824]

[friendzonied-deactivated2017091]

yeah but imagine taking a dick pic and serving it up to your family for breakfast

[gotham-pretty-deactivated201705]

If we’re not friends on snapchat ad me for more neat stories @lexicution3r

[raggedick]

hahaha this girl is making childrens picture books for adults via snapchat. 

2014 ladies and gentleman haha

[neutral]

when you out clothes shopping with yo momma & you just wanna go home

[curlalmighty-deactivated2019010]

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge