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â§ïœ„ïŸ: * little intro â§ïœ„ïŸ: *
-Hannah
-she/they
-disaster bisexual
-I am in my twenties
-German
-Smosh Enthusiast
(this blog is my attempt to FINALLY make some smosh friends)
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I was really inspired by smoshs most recent video where they go back and rewatch their first video appearances so here is a request!!
this does not have to be based on a specific video but just more of an idea.
I would love an ian x reader who is on the crew but makes appearances here and there like spencer. where they react to a compilation of them basically being in love because they are a really huge ship in the fandom, and it makes them realize feelings, and you know how it goes from there!!
Shipped || Ian Hecox x reader
â ËïœĄâàšà§Ë masterlist ⹠smosh masterlist  âËïœĄâàšà§â
summary: when you and ian watch fan compilations of yourselves for a video, you realize how much you actually like each other
word count:Â 2.4k
warnings: swearing
a/n:Â ahh this is such a cute idea! iâm so sorry it took me so long to get to love, hope you enjoy đ
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   âHey guys, today (Y/n) and I are going to be getting married!â
   There was a chorus of laughter from the crew as Ian went off-script.Â
   âThat is not whatâs happening,â you said, in your best news anchor voice.Â
   âShe said no, cut the video,â Ian joked, spiking the camera.
   You laughed, rolling your eyes at him as he continued the intro.
   âBut seriously, it is Valentineâs Day and to show you all how much we love and appreciate you, weâre going to be reacting to some fan compilations. Specifically compilations of us, because apparently, and Erin would be so proud of me for using this phrase, you ship it.â
   Ian gestured between the two of you. It was true. Youâd started out at Smosh as an editor but after appearing in a TNTL Crew episode, the audience loved you and you kept making more and more appearances on camera.
   You were almost a regular cast member at this point. The new Tommy, people called you. And ever since you had begun appearing more regularly, fans had started shipping you with Ian immediately.
   It helped that you two were good friends and that most of the videos you were in, he was in as well. You and Ian had been close for a while now, ever since youâd started at Smosh a few years back. Â
   Youâd never thought of you guys as anything more than that though. Friends. But it was fun imagining the fans analyzing your interactions and making more of them. You couldnât wait to watch the compilations.
   âWe have compiled some edits and videos that you guys have made that are apparently about me and Ian,â you said. âI guess now that Shayne and Courtney are married and there arenât enough clips of Angela and Mater, weâre âthe shipâ.â
   Ian nodded, laughing. âWe havenât watched these yet but I canât wait to get started so letâs jump right in, shall we?â
   âWe shall. This first one is called âian and (y/n) being endgame for 17 minutes straightâ by rogertheredditor. Do we need to give a definition of endgame for Daddy Ian?â
   âHey!â Ian protested. âI watched avengers.â
   That got a laugh from the crew and you put a hand on Ianâs shoulder.
   âOk,â you said. âLetâs dive in.â
   You pressed play on the video and watched as clips of you and Ian came on the screen. Most of them were from videos you were in together, Reddit stories and TNTLs and challenge pit. You leaned your elbow on the table, giving the laptop all of your attention.Â
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   âOh my gosh, Ian you canât say that on camera!â You exclaimed as Shayne laughed, the iPad almost falling out of his hands.Â
   âWell if James Charles didnât want me talking about it, then he shouldnât have done it,â Ian defended.Â
   You smacked Ian on the shoulder as you laughed and he shoved your hand away yelling âcooties!â
   This only made you giggle more and you threw a pillow at him. He caught it, pretending to repeatedly hit you with it.
 ââââââââ» â || â· âșâââââââ
   You pressed pause. âI donât even remember what you said. I just know we had to bleep it out.â
   âOh I do,â Ian said, laughing. âIt wasââ
   âNext clip!â You interrupted him, pressing play.
 ââââââââ» â || â· âșâââââââ
   âWatch thisâ you told the camera, glancing at Ian in the stool. âThis is about to be the fastest bit in TNTL history.â
   Ian looked at you with confusion in his eyes as you walked towards him, leaning in to whisper something in his ear.
   He immediately spit his water and you clapped, feeling triumphant. Ian choked on water as he lost it.Â
   âWait, now we have to know what you said!â Courtney exclaimed, coming out from behind the divider.
   âInside joke,â you informed her.Â
   âWait, (Y/n),â Ian said, gesturing to you to come closer, a mischievous smile on his face. âRememberâŠâ
   He leaned in and whispered something in your ear and you both started laughing again.
  âGet a room!â Angela called from off camera.Â
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   âDude, I remember that,â Ian said, stopping the video.Â
   âAnd we did get a room after that,â you joked. You remembered that moment too, you and Ian laughing over something no one else wouldâve understood. You didnât realize there were so many of these kinds of clips of you and Ian.Â
   â(Y/n) stop! Theyâre gonna believe you and then this clip is going to be put in edits.â
   âYouâre welcome Ian and (Y/n) shippers,â you winked at the camera.
   âWait, we need a ship name,â Ian announced.
   âPut our ship name on the comments,â you said, starting the video again.
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   âOh my gosh, Iâm gonna puke.â
   You waved your hand in front of your face as you tried to swallowâwhatever was in your mouth.
   âWhat you are eatingâor, drinkingâis called âThe Birthday Smoothieâ,â Courtney read from the card. âAnchovies, birthday sprinkles, spice drops, and cream of wheat.â
   You gagged and Ian put a hand on your back, laughing.Â
   âCan we fly in the puke bucket for (Y/n)?â He asked, looking at you in amusement as you grabbed on to the table, covering your mouth.Â
   Courtney handed it to you and you turned, emptying the contents of your mouth into the bucket. Ian rubbed your back as everyone reacted.Â
   âYouâre ok,â he chuckled.
   You came up a moment later, wiping under your eyes and fixing your hair.
   âThat was disgusting.â
   âYouâre so dramatic,â Ian rolled his eyes. âIt couldnât have been that bad.â
   âOh yeah, tough guy? Care to try it then.â You gestured to the smoothie still sitting on the table.
   âI would butâIâm on a diet soâŠâ
   You giggled, rolling your eyes.Â
  âOh, you have aââ Ian trailed off, reaching to carefully pull a strand of hair off of your mic, tucking it behind your ear. âThere.â
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   And that was the end of the video. You sat there for a moment. You of course remembered that Eat it or Yeet itâin fact it was only filmed a couple weeks ago.
But you hadnât realized how sweet Ian had been.
   You couldnât get the image of him rubbing your back out of your head. Of him tucking your hair behind your ears.
   You turned to Ian now, only to find he was already looking at you.Â
   âUmâwell that was the first compilation. What did you think Ian?â
   âI think I looked good in all those clips so Iâm not complaining.â Ian shrugged.
   âOk Buddy,â you teased. âOn to the next one. This oneâs called âmore ian and (y/n) clips that make anthony jealousâ by amangelalover9. Letâs jump in.â
   This video had some of the same clips from the first one but others were ones you hadnât seen yet. A lot were times you and Ian shared the screen but others were simply moments where one of you mentioned or talked about the other one.Â
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  âI was with Ian the other dayâŠâ
   âYou know who would think this was so funny? (Y/n).â
   âWait let me text Ian and settle this.â
   âBro, (Y/n) said the most wild shit last nightâŠâ
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   You watched with Ian, laughing and remembering each part that came on.
   A clip appeared that was older than many of the othersâone of your earlier videos, judging by your hairstyle.
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   âHey guys, welcome back to challenge pit!â Keith announced. âToday weâre going to be competing to see who can win at doing household choresâbut with a twist. Iâm talking swords and shit.â
   âSwords and shit? Title of your sex tape.â Ian leaned over and mumbled to you.
   You busted up laughing and everyone else turned to see what was so funny.
   âSorry Keith,â you wheezed. âKeep going with the intro. Please finish.â
   âAlso the title of your sex tape.â
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   Ian reached forward pausing the video on the laptop. âI remember that day.â
   âIt was at the end of a shoot week, right?â You asked.
   Ian nodded, looking wistful. âYeah. I remember it was the first time I made you laugh.â
   âMust have been the very end of a shoot week and I was delirious,â you teased, but your mind was on his words.
   Ian clutched his chest in mock offense. You giggled, nudging his shoulder as you pressed play again.
   As you watched more of the video and laughed with Ian, you couldnât get his words out of your head.Â
   I remember it was the first time I made you laugh
   He kept track of that?
   Eventually, the video ended and you moved on to the final one.Â
   âThat was so good,â Ian chuckled. âWe are so Shourtney coded. Like I feel like if we announced that we were secretly married, no one would be shocked.â
   âAgain with the marriage? Is this whole video a secret proposal or something?â
   âOnly if youâd say yes,â Ian countered.Â
   You knew he was joking, but something about his eyesâabout the way he was looking at youâmade your heart beat faster. It was probably just the effects of being in a video about you and Ian being in a ârelationshipâ, but you found yourself imagining what it would be like if it was real.
   You had a sudden image of leaning across the table and bringing your lips to his.Â
   You shook it off. âThe juryâs out on that one. Meanwhile, our final video is titled âian and (y/n) putting kelce and taylor to shame and giving us more feels than that one scene from marley and meâ and this one was posted by pandalover717.â
   The crew laughed at the long title and you kept talking.Â
   âThis is a shorter oneââ
   âShayne,â Ian coughed. A loud âhey!â came from off-camera. You ignored them.
   ââso weâll see what it entails. Letâs go.â
   You started the video and a Taylor Swift song started playing, dramatizing shots of you and Ian talking or hugging or falling on each other as you laughed.
   I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings
  Darling, youâre the one I wantÂ
   Was this how everyone saw you and Ian? You had always been close butâhad you been missing something.
  I hate accidents except when we went from friends to thisÂ
  Darling youâre the one I wantÂ
   How did you see you and Ian? How did he? You tried to think of your relationship from the perspective of these edits and fan videos.
   I want to drive away with youÂ
   I want your complications too.
   You tried to stop your heart from racing. You were starting to see Ian in a whole new light.Â
   I want to drive away with you.Â
   I want your complications too.
   Seeing all of these moments that youâd had with Ianâyou were beginning to form a clearer picture that you hadnât been able to see before.Â
   I want your dreary MondaysÂ
   Wrap your arms around me, baby boyÂ
   Maybe one you hadnât let yourself see before.
   Because you and Ian were friends. Best friends.Â
   But what if you could be more than that.Â
   You were lost in your thoughts as the video ended and Ian tapped a button on the laptop.
   âThat song slaps every time,â Ian announced, turning to you. âWhatâd you think of that one?â
   You shook yourself out of it, answering Ian. âI love a good edit. These were all so good and itâs so much fun to see how you guys interpret interactions and find little hidden meanings in things.â
   âOr not-so-hidden meanings,â Ian said. He sounded so sincere that it threw you off.
   âWhat?â
   âNothing. Whatâwhat was your favorite moment from all of those clips? Personally mine is when you lost your lunch after that smoothie.â
   You smacked his arm and he ducked away from you, holding up his arms in surrender.Â
   âNot funny Ian, my stomach wasnât right for a week. And I donât know if I have a favorite, there were a lot of good ones. By some crazy coincidence basically all of the videos Iâve been in have been with this guy.â
   Ian was silent a moment.
   âAndâand what if it wasnât?â He finally said. âA coincidence, I mean.â
   âWhat?â
   âIt was at the beginning but then I, um, mightâve asked to be put in every video you were going to be in,â Ian admitted, running a hand along the back of his neck nervously.Â
   âWhy?â Your voice came out breathless. âWhy would youââ
   âWell,â Ian started, crossing his arms over his chest. âFor starters, how else would people have enough content to make edits about us?â
   âIan.â
   âFine. At first it was just to hang out with you more,â Ian said, âWe were such good friends andâand then it was more than that. Yâknow, once I, kind of, fell in love with you.â
   You couldâve sworn your heart stopped. The room was silent. As far as you were concerned it was just you and Ian. Â
   âIs this some bit for the video orââ
   âItâs not a bit,â Ian confessed, smiling ruefully. âI wish it was, because that Iâd be good at. Iâm not good at this. At emotions and feelings andââ
   But he never got to finish that sentence because you leaned over and kissed him. He kissed you back, his lips crashing into yours with an intensity youâd never seen from him.Â
   When you broke apart, the entire room erupted into applause and shouts of âoh my godâ and âguys!â and âpay up shayne, whereâs my 30 bucks?â. That last one was Chanse.
   But you hardly heard any of it. You could only smile at Ian as he smiled back at you.Â
   âWow,â you said. âThat was not how I imagined this video ending.â
   âMe neither,â Ian said. âBut a guy can dream.â
   You smiled, thinking about how Ian had felt about you all this time. How you felt about him now. It would be a miracle if you could stop smiling.
   You looked away from Ian and towards the camera as Spencer spoke from behind it. âI think I speak for all the fans when I say we are going to have a field day with this video in our next edits. This is straight out of a Lynn Painter bookâ
   âWe?â You asked, intertwining your fingers with Ianâs at the same time as Ian said,
âYou read Lynn Painter books?Â
   âYeah,â Spencer shrugged âTheyâre dope as hell.â
   You giggled as he continued, a small smirk on his face. âAnd as for the editsâŠ
Who do you think pandalover717 is?â
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˰âą*ââ· hope you enjoyed babes, lots more smosh fics coming soon!! also if you caught my b99 reference ilysm đ
coming back to my tumblr after âŠ.forever and finding this honestly made my day
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"Applause" istg he's the biggest diva đ
this bit genuinely got me giggling waaaaaay too hard
I know I am late to the funeral party but here is some art of Ian in his smosh priest fit đ
(smosh could start an religious cult ngl)
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please an ian hecox x reader fic i needđ„ș maybe like a first date or something like that thereâs just not enough Ian fics
First Fake Date || Ian Hecox x reader
â ËïœĄâàšà§Ë masterlist âą smosh masterlist â ËïœĄâàšà§Ë summary: oneshot where Ian finds out his ex-girlfriend is going to be at an upcoming event and when you volunteer to go as his fake-date things donât go quite as either of you planned.
word count: 2.5k
warnings: none
a/n: thanks for the request babes!! I agree we need more ian x reader fics, i hope you enjoy this one!! i kept the first date theme but i took some liberties and i made the reader female so i hope this is what you wanted <3
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   âAlright the event this Friday, whatâs everyone wearing?â Courtney said, putting her legs up on the table in front of her. Â
  You were lounging around the studio with almost the entire Smosh cast in between shoots.Â
  âExactly what Iâm wearing right now?â Angela lifted her head from Amandaâs lap and gestured to her sweatshirt.
   âVery funny,â Courtney said.
   âHonestly same,â Shayne agreed, looking up from his phone.
   Courtney shot him a look but secretly you agreed with him. It wasnât that you didnât care about the YouTube event Smosh was going to, it was just that you werenât exactly excited about it. You kind of had a history of embarrassing yourself at things like this. Like last month when you tripped in your impossibly tall heels and landed in the lap of a very unhappy old man. In his defense, you had spilled wine down the front of his dress shirt.
   âAs long as thereâre no heels involved, I donât really care what it is,â You said.
   âYou people have no sense of style,â Courtney faked disgust.Â
   âSpeak for yourselves, this chain begs to differ,â Ian walked into the room, pretending to model the outfit he was wearing.
   âHe wears one chain and suddenly itâs âhis brandâ,â Amanda joked.
   âHey laugh all you want, but this thingâs a magnet for the ladies.â
   Everyone burst out laughing and Ian mocked offense.
   âWell I for one think you look great,â you smiled at him and he beamed back at you.
   âBesides,â he continued, âI have to look good âcause my ex-girlfriend is going to be at the event this Friday. I bet sheâs bringing that perfect boyfriend of herâs too who âhas a real, important jobâ.â
   âWait, the same girlfriend who broke up with you at the last event?â Damien asked.
   You hadnât been at Smosh yet then, but youâd heard the story multiple times.
   âThatâs the one. And now I get to show up a year later, still without a date.â
   âIf only you had a girlfriend you could bring, but oh wait, thatâs rightââ Shayne teased.
   âThatâs right,â Ian agreed
   âIâll be your date,â you burst out.
   You didnât know what made you say it. Maybe you sympathized with having embarrassing moments at classy gatherings. Maybe you just felt like helping your boss out. Or maybe, just maybe, it had something to do with the fact that you may or may not have had a tiny crush on Ian when you first started working at Smosh.Â
   But that was a long time agoâŠok maybe months ago, and something youâd never admit aloud. You were just offering to help out a friend. Right?
   âReally? Youâd do that for me?â Ian asked you.
   âSure! No one has to know itâs our first dateâor not-first-date. We can tell your ex weâve been dating for months.â
  âThat actually might work,â Ian grinned at you.Â
  âOoh, I can pick out matching outfits for you guys!â Courtney interjected.
   âNo,â you both said in unison.
   âWell, Iâll pick you up on Friday at 8:00 for our not-first-date,â Ian looked at you, his eyes gleaming.
   âSee you then,â you tucked a strand of hair behind your ear.
   âActually you guys will see each other in like 45 minutes for TNTL,â Amanda said.
   âRight.â You said.
   After this Ian left the room and you turned back to your friends who were all looking at you as if they knew something you didnât.
   You took in their scheming stares. âWhat?â
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   The rest of the week passed fairly quickly with no more talk of the event except for Ian asking your advice on what to wearâwhich everyone seemed to think so adorable for reasons you couldnât understand or just refused to entertain.Â
   And suddenly, just like that it was Friday and you were answering your door to a nervous-looking Ian holding out flowers to you.
   âSince itâs our âfirst dateâ,â he winked at you and you rolled your eyes at him, a smile blooming on your face, âI thought Iâd bring you these.â
   âThank you,â you said, âand you look great!â
   And he did. His maroon suit fit him perfectly and you couldnât help but notice that it did end up matching the light pink dress with a crimson belt you chose.
   âAnd you lookâŠwow.â He admired you and it took all of you not to blush at his words.
   He took you to his car, and insisted on opening your door for you since it was a âfirst dateâ. You looked over at Ian from the passenger seat and thought how you were surprised at how much of a gentleman he could be. Your goofy, laid-back boss definitely had a romantic side and would make some girl very happy someday, you thought.
  By the time you arrived at the event, you and Ian had barely said a word to each other. Which was odd, to say the least, seeing as you never really felt awkward around him or anybody at Smosh.
   âYou ready for this?â Ian asked you as you stepped out of the car and headed toward the building the event was held at.
   You answered by taking his hand in yours and smiling up at him.
   You walked into the venue together and took in the layout. A makeshift stage had been set up for guest speakers at one end and as for the rest of itâcocktail tables scattered throughout the room, lights hanging from the ceiling and trailing down the walls and onto the refreshment tables lining the edges of the room, and hundreds of people, some who you recognized and others you didnât, mingling and eating andâin the case of your friendsâwaving at you and Ian.
   You two walked over to them. Everyone took in your fingers intertwined.
   âCanât keep your hands off her?â Angela teased Ian.
   âI uhââ
   You thought you sensed a faint blush on Ianâs cheeks as he tried to respond.
   You interrupted. âItâs a fake date, remember? Would you prefer we stood 8 feet apart at all times?â
   âSo,â you turned to Ian, âwhere is this ex of yours?â
  âYeah, now that you mention it, I havenât seen her yet,â Damien said.
  âAnd anyone could spot her curly red bushâI mean hairâa mile away,â Shayne joked.
   âMaybe sheâs not here yet,â Ian said, and then to you, âletâs go get some drinks.â
   He led you over to one of the refreshment tables, and as you were walking, you saw her.
   A tall, gorgeous woman in a tight green dress stood about 20 feet away from you. This had to be her, you thought, looking at her auburn curls done up in a twisted updo that made your simple bun lookâŠwell, simple.Â
   You nudged Ian, âFound your ex.â
   He looked over at her, his brow furrowed, and then recovering quickly he looked back at you.
   âYep, thatâs her.â
   âWell, then letâs go introduce ourselves as a couple.â
   âNo,â he said quickly, and then added âI mean, no not yet. We donât want to seem too desperate.â
   You looked at him curiously but figured he was probably right.Â
   You had a new idea.
   âThen letâs give her a little show.âÂ
   â(Y/n), what are youââÂ
   You dragged him more into his ex-girlfriendâs line of vision.Â
   âOk, now kiss me.â
   âWhat?â
   âSheâs looking, kiss me.â
   He looked at you like you might be crazy but he also had a look of determination on his face. Determined to impress his ex, you figured. He leaned in slowly and suddenly his mouth was on yours, kissing you quickly. It was awkward at first but as you pulled apart and looked to make sure the woman was still watching youâshe wasâyou thought that it hadnât been altogether bad.
   âThat was, um, thank you forâŠthat,â Ian said, breathless.
   âSure,â you said, âanything for a good vengeance plot.â
   âOh, be careful,â Ian said suddenly,
and you looked around, confused. âOld man two oâclock.â
   âHa ha, very funny,â he elbowed him in the ribs remembering the horrors of last event, but you were grinning as you did so.
   âHey, ouch!â He laughed, âWeâre supposed to be in love remember?â
   And so thatâs how you spent the rest of the night. Making sure she could see you when you touched Ian or pretended to laugh at a joke he made or leaned in close as if you were whispering something in his ear.Â
   As the night went on it became easier and easier to pretend to be a couple. You hadnât talked to Ianâs ex yetâhe always had some reason for not going over to her. But you thought youâd done a good job of making her think you were dating.Â
   And the truth was, you were enjoying yourself. You were having a great time, spending hours with Ian.Â
   Like now, as you looked in Ianâs ex-girlfriendâs direction before saying to Ian, âSo, since this is a date I guess I should do this.â You wrapped your arms around his neck. âAnd tell you how gorgeous your eyes are.â They really were, you thought as you stared into them.
   Ian leaned closer to you, planting a kiss on your jawline. âAnd since itâs a date I guess I should tell you how you shine brighter than all the lights in the room and how Iâve never seen anyone more beautiful.â
   âAnd I should pull you closer,â you added, grabbing his lapels.
   âAnd then maybe I would tell you how much I wanted your lips on mine. Again,â he said.
   He leaned farther towards you and your lips met his. He kissed you, really kissed you this time. He was gentle at first, but then his hands were in your hair as he kissed you harder and you leaned into it, kissing him back.Â
   âFor a fake date this sure seems pretty real.â
   You broke apart, looking up and finding Courtney standing in front of you smiling.
   Your voice came out more breathy than you would have liked. âWe were justâIanâs ex is right there andââ
   âSheâs not even over here,â Courtney said looking between you too. âSee?â
   You looked around you and realized she was gone. How long had she been gone? You let yourself imagine what it would be like if this was a real first date. Would that be so bad? Was it bad if it already felt real?
   Courtney left you guys with a cryptic smile before walking over to a table with drinks on it.Â
   âSo,â you started, âIââ
   âIâll be right back,â Ian said, then quickly walked towards the door at the back of the venue.
   You stood there for a second. Was he avoiding you? Just leaving after youâd shared a moment like that? Was the kiss that bad?
   You walked back over to the table where all of your friends were standing and chatting.Â
   âHey! Whereâs Ian going?â Courtney asked you
   âBathroom?â You guessed.
   You scanned the room. There was Ianâs ex again. Now she shows up, you thought wryly.
   Courtney followed your gaze, âYou know her?â
   You looked at her, âThatâs Ianâs ex-girlfriend.â
  âNo, itâs not,â she said.
  âWhat? Yes it is.â
   âHere,â Shayne pulled out his phone and a moment later showed you a picture of your boss with his arm around a short woman with red hair, âthatâs Ianâs ex.â
   You were shocked. âBut then whoâs she?â
   âThatâs a question for Ian,â Angela said, pointing towards him. You saw him walking towards you and you met him halfway.
   âIan? Whoâs the woman in the green dress?â
   He looked taken aback by the question, and putting his hands in his pockets, he said, âWhat do you mean?â
   âWell, apparently you never dated her.â
   âUm, about thatâ he started, hesitating, and then taking a deep breath he answered you. âI donât know that woman. Iâve never seen her in my life.â He admitted this in a rush, looking for your reaction.
   âWhy did you tell me she was your ex-girlfriend?â
   He looked down, almost bashful. âMy ex isnât at this event.â
   You took a step back, in shock, âThen why did you need me to be your fake date?â
   He looked at you intently, âI didnâtâŠneed a fake date, I mean.â
   âButââ
   âI did, originally. But then I found out my ex wasnât going to be able to make it because her and her boyfriend both have the flu.â He started to smile, then stopped himself, coughing, âWhich is really too bad.â
   Another time you might have laughed, but now you stopped yourself, rolling your eyes at him.
   âSo you lied to me?â You asked him, hurt.
   âI didnât mean toâ
   âBut if you knew your ex wasnât coming, then whatâs this?â You gestured between the two of you. You were asking yourself just as much as him.
   âI may haveâwithheld the truthâbecause I,â he cleared his throat, âI may have wanted to go on a date with you.â
   âWhat?â Of all the answers you were expectingâŠ
   âI think youâre great (Y/n), and Iâve wanted to ask you out for a while but I never quite knew how, and then you offered to be my date to this thing and it was going to be perfectâeven if it was fakeâand I couldnât bring myself to tell you the truth. Iâm sorry.âÂ
   âSo yes, I lied to you. But I meant what I said though,â Ian said softly, âabout you being beautiful and about wanting to kiss you.â
   You thought back through the night, taking all this in. All the fake moments that apparently werenât so fake. For either of you, you realized. Because you had enjoyed being his pretend date, even if at some point you stopped pretending.
   âI just wish you would have asked me to be your real date. I would have said yes you know,â you told him.
   âReally?â He was definitely blushing now and you grinned up at him.
   âThe nightâs not over yet, we could still make this an official first date,â you said.Â
   â(Y/n), will you go out with me?â
   âIâd love to Ian.â
   He began slow dancing with you even though this most definitely was not a slow dancing event.Â
   âIan!â
   As you looked into his eyes, though, and you saw the way he was looking at youâlike heâd been waiting for this for a long timeâyou couldnât ignore how perfect this moment was and you let him sway you.
   âNot bad for a first date, Hecox,â you joked.
   âHereâs to many more?â
   âDefinitely.â
   He kissed you, your first officially real first kiss, and you couldnât have been happier.Â
   Cheering erupted and you looked over where all of your friends were standing, whistling and clapping at you.Â
   âStill think itâs a fake date?â Courtney called to you.
   You looked at all the people around you, some of which had begun to stare at your display. You looked at Ian looking at you like you were the only girl in the world. You looked back at your friends, still waiting for your response.
   âI think nothingâs ever been more real.â
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a/n: hope you enjoyed!! i love ian so much and im glad someone else does too!! have a lovely day/night <3
this made me kick my feet so hard ngl
asexuals meeting each other
Not all Smosh basically thirsting over Ian đ„đ„we love to see
âLook at that, that was an Ian and Anthony combo.â
âYou brought us together.â
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Heart eyes in Flashback with Smosh
random smosh moments 5/?
(shayne regretting every life decision that had led him to this moment)
ANTHONY'S HAND BEHIND IANS BACK IM REPEATING ANTHONY'S HAND BEHIND IANS BACK COMFORTING HIM!!!

