The 2Spooky Abyssal One

Hi I am thee Abyssal One I run two ask blogs, here you'll mostly see things about avenger, homestuck, doctor who and other things and my shittly drawings. Land of Pyropes and Hedghogs or the Land of Maryams and snakes, it's hard to choose. ^-^ I'm updating my theme right now, no one say anything about my lack of theme

[icannothearuovermysubtlety]

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[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[theeeprotagonist]

why comment on someone’s weight when you can shut the entire fuck up? :)

[theeeprotagonist]

So glad this is circulating again especially during the holiday season

[thesapphicsorceress]

[halo-three]

[halo-three]

Blue Galaxy Post

Necklace \ Watch

Hoodie \ Hoodie

Sweatshirt \ Skirt

Pantyhose

[onlytwitterpics]

[tothesummerday]

bathtub cat strikes back

let me tell you about my cat.

She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).

So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.

Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).

But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.

She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…

You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.

We tried everything:

Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)

Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.

I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).

So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?

We did it.

Then there was a 15 minutes drama

Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.

But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?

And Bajadera decided to share

ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!!!

[jadecore]

her sink now

[snout]

good comedic device: when somebody throws an object offscreen and an inappropriate sound effect plays such as an explosion

[snout]

important addition to this post: when things that are not independently combustible violently explode on impact

[lightsaberist]

LMAO

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[stillabunchofmisfits]

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

[corgisandboobs]

This is nearly enough dogs.

[just-call-me-your-darling]

Goals

[allcl]

Tokyodandy’s Instagram with CL and GD

[icannothearuovermysubtlety]

Me:dude pass me the aux cord i'll play some 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Me:*plays the entire Prince of Egypt soundtrack*

[softheartedsuggestion]

better days are coming

[welele]

[madness-and-gods]

LMAOOO ….unmute this

[nyokoko]

LMFAOOOOOO

[star-light-fae]

It’s 3 AM and I’m trying desperately not to wake up my entire dorm hall while holding back my intense laughter

[kovvic]