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nemesis | she/her | 26 | punk dyke tranny | sideblog: whiteheatredhot | ig: @sixth.house

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[yeeowch]

pop quiz if one player swings with a 5/5 with double strike and trample AND its equipped with lothlorien blade, and their opponent blocks with a 5/5 with first strike indestructible and deathtouch, how much damage will be blocked after the first player deals 5 damage to the other players creature?

[yeeowch]

opened this dude in a booster today and brewed a deck around him and hes sooo fun. if someone wants to mail me a tree of perdition and a cryptolith rite and a bloodletter of aclazotz id be very grateful 🙏

[yeeowch]

damn ok this homebrew is already kinda evil. if i get those cards i mentioned tho it could be even eviler 😈 this could be the reason i always get targeted by my roommates and girlfriends

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

can we please start killing people

[occidentalist]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[mephistopheles]

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[cosmogyros]

[yeeowch]

opened this dude in a booster today and brewed a deck around him and hes sooo fun. if someone wants to mail me a tree of perdition and a cryptolith rite and a bloodletter of aclazotz id be very grateful 🙏

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[contextfreepatentart]

[yeeowch]

ive been replaying morrowind lately and i forgot how hard it is to get sick of this game lol. barely made real progress but i have been doing shenanigans. i used levitate to bait umbra into a nearby lava pool n now i have one of the best daedric artifacts in the game and full orcish armor. sold my old armor to get a charm spell then crafted a charm 100 for 1 second spell. never again will i need to savescum persuasion. next on the docket is a mass paralysis spell

[yeeowch]

THIS.... IS DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST

[yeeowch]

i literally lost count of how many times we voted this match. it was like at least 12 votes overall between cirdan and galadriel

[yeeowch]

THIS.... IS DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST

[captain-price-returns]

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum