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I'm living today for tomorrow

[icantbeheldd0wn-blog]

I got an anonymous potato in the mail today... it says "what do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dic-tater" 😂

[nubbsgalore]

[kraftpunk]

[yahenni]

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

[xmendaily]

Psylocke vs Deadpool

[icantbeheldd0wn-blog]

I have such a crazy week ahead of me. not at all prepared but I'll make it. putting away social media again for lent preparing for my baptism. it's time to get serious

[chandlerrbings]

Gal pal, Rachel Green - 15 years later

[edrecoveryprobs]

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

[munnarita-blog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

[icantbeheldd0wn-blog]

not having friends fucking blows. like I just want someone to tell bad jokes to sometimes 😂

[orupting]

In Hearts Wake // Earthwalker

[j0hnlindley6]

Variation/Dance Gavin Dance.

[frikiskrew]

[sixpenceee]

The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there’s a UFO outside.

[larariumluparum]

good cover story but that’s definitely a ufo

[aquaristlifeforme]

[charmera]

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

WHAT A CUTIE

[trashgnomesanonymous]

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

[lemonyssnickets]

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

[joelbear-deactivated20231204]

[icantbeheldd0wn-blog]

brain: d o your motherf uck ing homework jesus chrIST youll feel S O MUCH BETTER whe n its done

literally every other body part/organ/cell: NEEHHHH

brain: oh m Y GOD

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”