I’m Not Going Away

This is Lord Henry Wotton still at it.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

This is Lord Henry Wotton’s backup blog after getting my main obliterated

[Mod is @klqrambles and im usin this one to differentiate universes UwU]

[secondhallwardcoming]

please stop looking at my tits

[icantstaydeadbitches]

No 👁️👁️

[secondhallwardcoming]

Harry you can't keep doing this.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Can I not?

[secondhallwardcoming]

Maybe.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Always with your ambiguous answers. As you’ve not said no, I shall continue as I was :)

[secondhallwardcoming]

please stop looking at my tits

[icantstaydeadbitches]

No 👁️👁️

[secondhallwardcoming]

Harry you can't keep doing this.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Can I not?

[secondhallwardcoming]

please stop looking at my tits

[icantstaydeadbitches]

No 👁️👁️

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Bitch.

Well, alright then. No more house calls from you.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Wait, wait, I take it back! I've something better!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh? How so?

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Bitch.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Yep, no more house calls.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Oh, c'mooon! Let me have a bit of fun!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

If simply calling me bitch is your form of fun, well. You could try to at least make it a little more creative than that.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

...

Would a glass of wine suffice?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Depends on the label, but I suppose. :)

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[basilhallwardanswers]

Brilliant idea, Harry. No, you’re right, a moment of my extreme and overwhelming fear and panic is much better than my mild but longer-termed worry. You’re absolutely correct, Harry, please, do continue to not tell me about dangerous things in the future so that if something terrible does happen, I won’t have a clue where you are or what you’re doing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

It seems.. that you are angry at me. If I expected something terrible to happen, then of course I would have told you, but as I said I didn't expect anything major to come out of this situation. Then isn't the one moment of easily assuaged fear better?

[basilhallwardanswers]

No, Henry, because it’s not your decision to make! I don’t care if you ‘don’t expect anything major,’ and you also aren’t obligated to tell me every single thing about your life, but don’t you think a duel is enough to warrant telling me?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

I- I suppose I should have. Did it really worry you that much?

[basilhallwardanswers]

Yes, Harry. Because I care about you. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so upset. You mean a lot to me, and you scared me.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh, I... I didn't mean to scare you in that way. I'll... I suppose I can let you know next time I do something that could be perceived as "dangerous".

[basilhallwardanswers]

Thank you. And like I said, you’re not obligated to tell me everything you do all the time.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Of course. I'm sure you'd rather not know about certain kinds of my escapades ;)

[basilhallwardanswers]

You know that’s not what I meant, Harry. But you are correct on that front, unless we can learn something from them.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Hm, then maybe I should tell you about them. I'm sure there's much we could learn from them, as you say. ;)

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Bitch.

Well, alright then. No more house calls from you.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Wait, wait, I take it back! I've something better!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh? How so?

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Bitch.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Yep, no more house calls.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Oh, c'mooon! Let me have a bit of fun!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

If simply calling me bitch is your form of fun, well. You could try to at least make it a little more creative than that.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[basilhallwardanswers]

Brilliant idea, Harry. No, you’re right, a moment of my extreme and overwhelming fear and panic is much better than my mild but longer-termed worry. You’re absolutely correct, Harry, please, do continue to not tell me about dangerous things in the future so that if something terrible does happen, I won’t have a clue where you are or what you’re doing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

It seems.. that you are angry at me. If I expected something terrible to happen, then of course I would have told you, but as I said I didn't expect anything major to come out of this situation. Then isn't the one moment of easily assuaged fear better?

[basilhallwardanswers]

No, Henry, because it’s not your decision to make! I don’t care if you ‘don’t expect anything major,’ and you also aren’t obligated to tell me every single thing about your life, but don’t you think a duel is enough to warrant telling me?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

I- I suppose I should have. Did it really worry you that much?

[basilhallwardanswers]

Yes, Harry. Because I care about you. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so upset. You mean a lot to me, and you scared me.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh, I... I didn't mean to scare you in that way. I'll... I suppose I can let you know next time I do something that could be perceived as "dangerous".

[basilhallwardanswers]

Thank you. And like I said, you’re not obligated to tell me everything you do all the time.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Of course. I'm sure you'd rather not know about certain kinds of my escapades ;)

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Bitch.

Well, alright then. No more house calls from you.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Wait, wait, I take it back! I've something better!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh? How so?

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Bitch.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Yep, no more house calls.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Bitch.

Well, alright then. No more house calls from you.

[taffynbile-deactivated20230602]

Wait, wait, I take it back! I've something better!

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh? How so?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[basilhallwardanswers]

Brilliant idea, Harry. No, you’re right, a moment of my extreme and overwhelming fear and panic is much better than my mild but longer-termed worry. You’re absolutely correct, Harry, please, do continue to not tell me about dangerous things in the future so that if something terrible does happen, I won’t have a clue where you are or what you’re doing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

It seems.. that you are angry at me. If I expected something terrible to happen, then of course I would have told you, but as I said I didn't expect anything major to come out of this situation. Then isn't the one moment of easily assuaged fear better?

[basilhallwardanswers]

No, Henry, because it’s not your decision to make! I don’t care if you ‘don’t expect anything major,’ and you also aren’t obligated to tell me every single thing about your life, but don’t you think a duel is enough to warrant telling me?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

I- I suppose I should have. Did it really worry you that much?

[basilhallwardanswers]

Yes, Harry. Because I care about you. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so upset. You mean a lot to me, and you scared me.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Oh, I... I didn't mean to scare you in that way. I'll... I suppose I can let you know next time I do something that could be perceived as "dangerous".

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[basilhallwardanswers]

Brilliant idea, Harry. No, you’re right, a moment of my extreme and overwhelming fear and panic is much better than my mild but longer-termed worry. You’re absolutely correct, Harry, please, do continue to not tell me about dangerous things in the future so that if something terrible does happen, I won’t have a clue where you are or what you’re doing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

It seems.. that you are angry at me. If I expected something terrible to happen, then of course I would have told you, but as I said I didn't expect anything major to come out of this situation. Then isn't the one moment of easily assuaged fear better?

[basilhallwardanswers]

No, Henry, because it’s not your decision to make! I don’t care if you ‘don’t expect anything major,’ and you also aren’t obligated to tell me every single thing about your life, but don’t you think a duel is enough to warrant telling me?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

I- I suppose I should have. Did it really worry you that much?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[basilhallwardanswers]

Brilliant idea, Harry. No, you’re right, a moment of my extreme and overwhelming fear and panic is much better than my mild but longer-termed worry. You’re absolutely correct, Harry, please, do continue to not tell me about dangerous things in the future so that if something terrible does happen, I won’t have a clue where you are or what you’re doing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

It seems.. that you are angry at me. If I expected something terrible to happen, then of course I would have told you, but as I said I didn't expect anything major to come out of this situation. Then isn't the one moment of easily assuaged fear better?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[basilhallwardanswers]

That’s fine, at least. So, if I may ask, why have I heard not a word about it?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Ah, well, I didn't expect anything rather untoward to happen, so I thought it best to not have you worry, as you are prone to do.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Harry? What is this I’ve heard about a duel? Were you fighting someone? Did you get hurt? Hurt anyone?

- @basilhallwardanswers

Oh, you really don't need to be too worried, my dear. It was much more of a verbal duel rather than anything particularly lethal. And well, not much was hurt outside of my one shin and my pride so, given that it was a duel, the outcome was surprisingly pleasant.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

AYOO WHATS GOOD MR HNEYR WOTTTOONNNNN

My shin hurts.

[hyac1nthus]

NOOOO HNEYR 😭😭 Should I call Basil over to help?

[icantstaydeadbitches]

No, it is alright. I might go over, however. I haven't seen him a few days on account of trying to keep this whole duel a bit of a secret.

[icantstaydeadbitches]

Bitch.

Well, alright then. No more house calls from you.