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always tired, but never of stray kids ✩ incorrect skz quotes ✩ everything i post is purely for fun and, hopefully, entertainment and is never meant to offend anyone ✩ none of these quotes are mine

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at the airport

chan: felix, are you here?

felix: *raises hand*

chan: didn’t recognize you with that hoodie on

chan: changbin, are you here?

changbin: *raises hand*

chan: didn’t recognize you with your mouth shut

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hyunjin: i love you

jeongin: thank you

hyunjin: well, that’s not the answer i was expecting

jeongin: ..thank you very much?

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chan: that’s a bad idea

lee know: uh huh

chan: i’m assuming you already did it

lee know: yuppers

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lee know, to han: people are shipping us

han: TO WHERE

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han: did you hear about the chef that died?

lee know: no

han: he pasta away

lee know:

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hyunjin: do you think aliens would find me attractive?

chan: it’s seven in the morning

hyunjin: my bad

hyunjin: good morning

hyunjin: do you think aliens would find me attractive?

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seungmin: have you seen the dogs bowl?

jeongin: i didn’t know they could

seungmin: i am so fucking tired

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jeongin: on a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

han: in between "it’s an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat captain america", but as a solid answer i would say "i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger". how about you, changbin?

changbin: probably "road work ahead"

seungmin: i speak many languages, and this is none of them

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hyunjin: *crying because he’s feeling down*

chan, trying to comfort him: we need to talk

hyunjin: you want me to leave??

chan: no!! quite the opposite actually

hyunjin:

hyunjin: i want you to leave?

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lee know: you can’t keep saying "enchanté" whenever you have a mid-life crisis

chan: well then you can’t say "it is what it is" everytime something emotionally scarring happens to you

lee know:

lee know: listen-

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hyunjin: *sends a picture of himself* how do i look?

changbin: it’s bad

hyunjin: :(

changbin: bad for my heart

hyunjin:

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lee know: what if i was evil and ran towards you at full speed

chan: my arms are strong, i would catch you and hug you

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han: i don’t want you riding around with me in my car anymore

changbin: why?

han: i can’t have you screaming every single time i hit a tree or bump into a light post

changbin:

changbin: you don’t like it when i scream every time you put our lives in danger…?

han: exactly

han: i hope you understand where i’m coming from with this

changbin: what the hell is wrong with you

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seungmin: do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

changbin: sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

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chan: i trust my team. if they said they didn’t do it, then they didn’t do it.

*five minutes later*

chan, to lee know, hyunjin, and han: alright. which one of you did it?

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chan: changbin, why are you crying?

changbin: i ordered pizza

chan: okay?

changbin: and i asked them to put a joke in the box

chan: and?

changbin: THEY PUT A MIRROR

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chan: you better have a good reason for doing that

lee know: i have SEVERAL

lee know: pettiness

lee know: ..and anger

chan: that’s it?

lee know: oh, i also have a deep seated need for attention