assthetic

I'm Jackson, and this is bunch of crap that I find enjoyable.

[girff]

Salvation Army employee, ringing their bell: Any donations? me, avoiding eye contact: Sorry, I’m gay.

[imgayjokes]

life but every time im gay it gets faster

[naerill-deactivated20190531]

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

date someone that you get excited to give the aux cord to

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

Don’t date anyone

[125690ooo-deactivated20170508]

[peejsterm-deactivated20180120]

honestly fuck yoshi

[chenginerd]

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

I hate when I show my grandma a funny video/pic she asks “who is that?”

I don’t fucking know grandma just laugh and give me my phone back

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

It is too goddamn early in the morning for me to fucking look at this

[bidoof]

tumblr is having like a clickbait renaissance right now i’ve never seen clickbait this good in my life

[cashcutie]

born to be mild

[420moshdad]

*mediocre guitar solo*

[automatic-caution-door]

[icona-sock]

two types of chats

group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit

private chat: i don't know anymore. im hoping that someday i'll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me

[yasminsrevolution-deactivated20]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Freud: Lmao isn’t it crazy how every guy deep down wants to have sex with his mother?

Other Psychologist: What?..I don’t think any of us-…

Freud: *writing furiously* TOTALLY CRAZY RIGHT?!

[hannibalism]