Scott Pilgrim VS The World Sentence Meme
"So you've been out of high school for like thirteen years." "If your life had a face, I would punch it." "Are you really happy or just really evil?" "Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes, I'm dating a 17 year old." "You're totally my bitch forever." "That gossipy bitch." "Are you legitimately moving on, or is this just you being insane?" "You're too good for him. Run." "Does that mean we can make out?" "We don't use the E-word in this house." "Weren't you supposed to take your fake high-school girlfriend to the library an hour ago?" "At least it'll give us something to complain about." "I have to go pee due to boredom. "I'll leave you alone forever now." "Dude, she's totally real!" "She's got some battle scars, dude." "Guess who's drunk!" "Can I pretend we're talking about a guy?" "Amazon.ca. What's the website for that?" "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days." "Great story, man." "I forgot you guys don't have those in Canada." "I think 'act of God' is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date." "Did I say date? Slip of the tongue." "I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later." "Wow. Girl number." "Is that seriously the end of the story?" "Watch out! It's that one guy!" "Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?" "Pirates are in this year." "Sweet! Coins." "Tell your gay friends I said bye." "So, what you're saying right now is that we're dating?" "I don't want you gaying up the place." "I didn't make up the gay handbook. If you have problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost." "You suck. Surprising no one." "I was thinking we should break up. Or whatever." "Can't believe you worried about me gaying up the place." "Bread makes you fat?!" "She dumped him. It was brutal." "I sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you." "I want to have his adopted babies." "We had drama. Or maybe it was math. I just remember there being a lot of drama." "The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass." "Some kind of competish you are." "Ask him how it feels to always get his sloppy seconds." "You know what really sucks? Everything." "You punched me in the boob!" "Is there anywhere you don't work?!" "I hear the girl who kicked your heart in the ass is walking the streets of Toronto again." "I don't think anything can get in the way of how I---SHIT." "You left me for someone I've never even seen." "Is the news that we suck? Because I don't think I can take it." "She has to go. She knows we suck." "Did I fucking stutter?" "I like your outfit. Affordable?" "I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star." "He punched the highlights out of her hair! "You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!" "Short answer: being vegan just makes you better than most people." "I've dabbled in being a bitch." "Don't you talk to me about grammar." "Sounds like someone wants to get funky." "It's milk and eggs, bitch." "Sorry? You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst." "For the record. I'm so pissed off for you right now." "So far, you're not a total ass." "Well, honey, I'm a little bifurious." "Back off, hasbien." "Kick her in the balls!" "I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft." "Fight your own battles, lazy ass!" "Your BF is about to get effed in the B." "You're just another evil ex waiting to happen." "Not only do I want to take part, I want to take them apart." "Your bad is saying 'My bad.'" "I'm in lesbians with you." "Presumably, you just saw some guy's junk, and I apologize for that." "What a perfect asshole. Forget what I said earlier. Finish him." "There's no use crying over spilled coke, buddy." "You can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death." "You made me swallow gum. It's gonna be in my digestive track for seven years!" "I should thank you though. For being the nicest guy I ever dated." "I'll be fine. I'm too cool for you anyway."
