You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Lucy. London. I like tea and showtunes and john travolta and pegg & frost and the beatles and my dog. Alright, gay.

[spangefucker-deactivated2014070]

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

[icouldbeawalrus]

cattink:

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[yippywhippy]

[poyzn]

There is someone out there for everybody.

[cait-land-deactivated20181226]

It just might be a goose.

[theavengers]

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

#that is the face of somebody who is very fed up#with being treated as a sex object  (via lokidokeyartichoki) 

She is so done with this bullshit. 

[sad-lost-impala-puppies-deactiv]

that is the face of someone who is mentally stabbing you in the face with a rusty dagger.

And she has every right to look that way.

[e-sigh]

her eyes in the first gif when she fake smiles tho.

[houndsoflovemp3-blog1]

I ate a HEALTHY BREAKFAST I am READY for the world’s bullsjit! ! Don’t Fuck with me world I have already eaten three different fruits today and I am prepared to eat more fruits if the situation calls for it

[weloveshortvideos]

when u with the squad and u see a hot guy

[ladyofwales]

June 29th, 1994: Diana was due to appear at a Vanity Fair dinner the same evening a television interview in which Charles had confessed to his extramarital affair with Camilla Parker-Boweles was to air. Knowing this, Diana particularly picked a little black dress that showed off her good figure and plenty of skin for the event. (It was later described as a “little wisp of chiffon.”) Designed by Christina Stambolian, Diana had purchased it a few years before when shopping with her brother, but had been hesitant to wear it because of how much it revealed and its color. She chose this occasion to debut the dress. The next morning, it was she, not Charles, who made the front pages of the newspapers. The media was quick to label it as the first “revenge dress”, as well as the, “Up Yours, Charles” dress. It is one of Diana’s most remembered pieces. 

[dianaspot]

reblogging because we’ll never get bored of this dress

[phoebebufay]

[boazpriestly]

#that is really inspirational

[clarity-in-insanity]

This is actually what happens.

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[fuckyeahprettybooks]

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

[theycallmethemoose-deactivated2]

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[thorlowkey]

x

[voidbats-deactivated20150506]

[monstrousreg-deactivated2015091]

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

[unconsciousearth]

Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson Have an Older-Man Problem

[jaydenthorne]

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

[castielcampbell]

this is so gross

[skittythegreat]

I’m reminded of the time I heard a talk show person (can’t remember who it was) saying that in the first Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence looked like a cougar going after Josh Hutcherson.  Cause a woman with a man two years younger than herself is unacceptable but a woman with a man nearly twice her age is perfectly fine.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Save them

[ollaway]