jessamine

what are you doing here

[inturntnet-explorer]

You n my lizar share a name

lizar

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[ronansparrishs-deactivated20200]

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe

[zenpencils]

SHONDA RHIMES ‘A screenwriter’s advice’

Amazing, AMAZING advice from my favorite screenwriter! I think we all get caught in this trap of dreaming and wishing instead of actually doing, and it’s important to always keep on foot on the ground when dreaming.

[greelin]

[said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak

[genebelcher]

[glorianas]

i can’t believe only 3% of people voted first dude this country is truly in shambles

[blameitonthespasm]

david harbour originally wanted the role of eleven [x]

[d-lightfulexcess]

Well, at least he still ended up being pretty.

[doctoralphys]

these are all from within the last 2 days

[deathtrapnest]

im reading about the time Alexander The Great flipped the hell out because his fucking horse got kidnapped and was like “GIVE ME MY DAMN HORSE BACK OR SO HELP ME I WILL KILL EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD HERE AND BURN YOUR CITY TO THE GROUND” and so they literally just… gave his horse back and he was like “ok we’re chill now here u can even have some money thanks dudes” 

and all i can think about is this vine:

[deathtrapnest]

me writing my midterm paper:

“the hat is metaphorical for Bucephalas, the “boys” that Evan/Alexander refers to are Alexander’s troops and the Uncle Kracker concert is a metaphor for Alexander’s campaign in Asia” 

[river-road-thoughts]

I’ve watched this at least 20 times now

[funniest-stuff]

[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer

[paulwelsey]

[babyfairy]

isn’t it funny that white folks can walk around dressed as clowns and carrying weapons around purposefully trying to freak people out/harass them and not a damn thing is done about it but black people can’t even go about their daily business without worrying about being shot and killed by police? i love it

[gaydux]

Assuming that every one of them is white even though some of them wear full body suits and you can’t see their skin or faces? Ok

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

you know damn well only white people do that weird shit

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[metallic-archaea]

All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free

[haveanicegay-deactivated2015092]

honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.

[pinkiexe-deactivated20150903]

I know it’s you Seth McFarlane

[hannahgiraffe]

[vincentphilip-deactivated201405]