nobody wants to see your dick dude

call me apple or march | adult | he/they/it nsfw. dead dove: do not eat.

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welcome to @rotten-applee ‘s nsfw side blog ;)

proshippers and minors DNI or i will nuke you

asks are always welcome! go wild!

see some warnings under the cut.

here’s the main kinks i will talk about on this account, if any of these makes you uncomfortable feel free to dni. (this is a long list so brace yourself)

- piss

- erectile dysfunction

- age gaps (between adults)

- trans chasers/consensual misgendering/forcefem (i’m trans myself. just saying)

- voyeurism

- medical kink

- consensual somnophilia

- non-human (mainly robots but also aliens/monsters)

- consensual drunk/drugged sex

- power imbalance/authority figures

- musk kink/armpit kink

- religion/blasphemy

- self-mutilation

- consensual sexual + literal torture

- consensual cannibalism/gore in general

- vomit (this one i’m not sure because i’m in fact heavily emetophobic. i’m trying to warm up to it.)

- oviposition

- breeding kink/pregnancy

- size difference

- cuckold

- cockwarming

- petplay

- amputees/amputation

- gunplay

things i’m not comfortable with (will probably update this list if more things come to my mind):

- anything to do with pedophilia, incest, zoophilia, etc. obviously.

- omegaverse

- ageplay

- not really a big no but: be careful with daddy/mommy kink. i have traumas regarding incest so it may trigger me if you go too far on it. keep it light and it’s all good! (like, actual parent/child roleplay is a BIG no.)

remember: dead dove: do not eat. i will talk about some pretty gory stuff sometimes, you’ve been warned!

also idk if this is a necessary relevant information but i am 100% asexual i love the idea of sex and making my barbie dolls (simon and ryland) scissors and i may be whoring myself out on occasion but sex in real life is a big no-no for me

[id6sofmarch]

BABE WAKE UP IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN CHAPTER 3 JUST DROPPED

WAIT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A SECOND CHAPTER WHAT

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Oooh what if Simon and Grace are friends and Grace wants to make an onlyfans, but he's really bad at editing pictures/videos so he asks Simon if he could help him.

Simon acts really casual and nonchalant about it, and he THINKS that it won't be a big deal, but as soon as he opens the pictures and videos he's rock hard and leaking in his sweatpants. He had no idea Grace was so hot.

He only makes it 20 minutes into the editing process before his hands are down the front of his pants and he's stripping his cock raw while he looks at his friends porn.

He feels so guilty but he can't help himself, he wants to eat Grace out for hours, all he can think about how tight his little cunt would be around his cock.

LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RN OH MY GOD??????

i want to imagine this with simon being a professional video editor… ryland really trusted him with this! he trusted him to not be weird about editing a video of him fucking himself and simon can’t even do that!

he almost cries of guilt as he jerks himself off to the video. god, he’s so disgusting. he wants ryland so bad.

(bonus point if they’ve known each other for a very long time (like since they were teenagers) and simon always thought he was straight until now)

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Thinking about how through their love making sex life Simon and Grace process their relationships to bodily autonomy. Who is gaining autonomy or are they both “just” reaffirming theirs?

That's a big reason why I subscribe to the notion that they need to be the kinkiest bastards know to humanity in a modern AU/non-space AU where they have a sex life. Like, they are processing so much through their physical love for each other.

And they also like the pleasure of it all. Sometimes you're simply a horny bitch and that's okay xD

✨🌅 Pondering my fandom orb, sry for the non smutty ask xP

YESYESYES this is actually so important to me especially for simon!!! that’s why i hc to be a masochist once he’s with ryland. it’s a good way for him to reclaim his body and his pain. it’s so satisfying for him to have control over his pain.

i love the idea of them working through their traumas through having sex. they both need it so much.

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Grace insisting that he'll be able to suck Simon off because of his size and then quickly realizing he fucked up when his cock just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

He tries to pull away but Simon just tangles his hand in his hair and forces him back down, telling him, "You promised me a blowjob, sweetheart, so I expect a good one."

DROOLING RN I LOVE THIS SM

oh you know ryland thinks so high of his sex skills. he’s such a brat in everything he does. of course he can take simon’s cock, why couldn’t he? he’s done much bigger.

only to get humbled really hard. and actually, he likes that too.

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idea: Simon's dick split into two because of the mutations and one is the same size as his dick was pre-lung and the other is a monster cock.

OUGHH YES PLEASE

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drum rollssssss

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THE DISCORD SERVER IS ALMOST READY!!!

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I love everything in this blog but i do at times wonder if some anons actually watched iron lung, or if they are basing their Simon of the bloodymary "only watched phm" side of the fandom :-( Only making Simon the dom and making Grace the woobified sub almost all of the time makes me both arch my eyebrow and sad

Movie!Simon is really not that rough or even buff and is on the other hand super in tune with his emotions and easily emotional. Movie!Simon gets teary VERY often, at almost any big or explosive emotion! It would not take many times until Simon is a mess as Grace touches him and cares for him and makes him come again and again!

Simon deserves to relax, too, to be taken care of, to not have to think as Grace strokes him and fingers him and etc! Deserves to cry from overstimulation, and from pleasure, and get dicked down and fall into subspace. Subspace Simon, who never had the chance in his life to let down his guard, falling away into subspace with Grace because he trusts Grace completely is everything to meee.

Sorry this is more soft than the asks u usually get, but I yearnnn for more soft and sub Simon ffgshshsh

while i agree with you on the characterisation, i have to admit that i picture simon as a dom a lot by myself too, because that’s what i like the most 🤷🏻‍♂️ (and i’ve watched iron lung more than once lol) i personally separate true characterisation from the horny stuff. but i do love sub simon as well, it just gets mentioned less.

i totally agree with you on the fact that people tend to mischaracterise simon as someone violent and angry all the time when he’s not, but yeah. i just project my kinks on the characters i love, it’s not that deep imo. i also love smut that leans more on true characterisation, but it’s just not what i do here! (at least it’s not my main thing)

don’t apologise, i totally get why you’re feeling like this! just saying if that’s what you’re searching for maybe this isn’t the blog for you <3 /nm

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Simon’s work, when he is not being Grace’s mod, is on one of those costume made cars garages from TV shows, he is never on any of the scenes and he likes it like that, he keeps on the background and hides his face with a soldering mask that his friend Jack lends him whenever a camera is too close to their work station.

It explains why he has enough money to waste on Only fans trying to find trans twinks to jerk off at until he finds Grace and becomes obsessed with him

WAITTTT THAT’S SUCH A COOL CONCEPT??????

simon having lots of money and spending it all on trans men fucking themselves in front of a camera online… yes….

also consider ryland learning about all of this (that simon specifically searches for trans men and that he spends LOTS of money on this) and degrading the fuck out of him… and turns out simon is super into it! so ryland rides him and calls him a pervert, says that simon must be sick in the head for enjoying this… and slapping him too as a little treat…

when they film the video later, they go even further with it. simon wants to be degraded and humiliated even more when it’s in front of the camera, knowing that people will see him like this turns him on to no end.

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OK but imagine trans Simon whose t-dick is bigger than cis Grace's tiny cock

OUGHHHS’SJSKSJSK IT’S ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!!!

the first image that came to my mind was them comparing size and simon making fun of ryland for having such a small dick… god i need to tattoo this into my eyeballs

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sniper!simon fucking ryland on his motorcycle. goodbye

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simon is a grower. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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ryland on the other hand is a shower.

imagine this with him having a small cock + simon degrading him.

simon being like "well at least let’s hope it’ll get bigger when you’re hard, because i’m not gonna feel anything with that." he says as he grabs ryland’s cock in his hand, squeezing it lightly, just enough to make ryland moan in both pain and pleasure.

"it’s…" ryland bites his lips, cheeks red in embarrassment. "it’s not gonna get bigger…" he mutters under his breath.

simons squeezes harder. "i didn’t hear you."

"christ— it’s— it’s not gonna get bigger!"

simon scoffs. "thought so."

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Simon with a dick that is so big Grace thought he was hallucinating the size until he measured it and Simon confirmed it.

send ask.

uh hello 👀 yes 👀👀👀👀

also ryland telling simon there’s no way all of it is going to fit… and simon is fine with that, he doesn’t want to hurt him! but then they have sex and it ends up fitting. ryland has no idea how but it fits and it’s so good and simon’s cock is putting pressure on all the right places and he literally has a bulge on his lower stomach (which simon loves to press on, it makes ryland moan like a whore)

[id6sofmarch]

simon is a grower. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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hmmm,.. i see torture in ur list .. owo

YUPPPPP

i love anything that has to do with torture whether it’s sexual torture or literal torture…

i especially love the thought of simon asking ryland to torture him… i think his masochist ass would realize love that and he also trusts ryland with his life, there’s literally no one else he’d trust to do this. and ryland knows simon’s limits better than he knows them, so he’d know where to stop before simon can even say it. it’s perfect <3

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Does Simon get a mold for his dick so he can buy a sex machine with the exact replica?

Does he lie under his Ryland and hold him down on his dick, twitching in Ryland's pussy, while the machine pounds into Graces ass? Relentlessly pushing him up while Simon pushes him down.

Does Simon let Grace cockwarm him, cock so deep in his throat that his spit is uncontrollably dripping out of his mouth when he moans as the machine pounds into Grace deeper and deeper, pushing him into Simon and onto his cock?

Does Simon lie there in smug bliss, with his dick in Graces pussy while the machine fucks into Rylands tight cunt, dragging over Simon's cock on every fuck?

✨🌅Pondering over how Simon can fuck Grace even dumber

… i need to know whatever you’ve been eating so i can have the same thing holy shit

i love double penetration so much this is just feeding my brain worms omg……

they’re like the freakiest freaks on earth atp,, the question is does ryland successfully keeps his image of the shy innocent nerd or does simon’s freak really rub off on him to the point where it’s visible in his attitude? (i’m gonna say yes because it makes me hornier)