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unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is
#same
Biiiitccchhhhh listen!!!! I met Erling and his girlfriend!!!!! đđđđđ Iâve been trying to keep my shit together since yesterday because I was still a little fatigued from my chemo and I did not have the energy to come here and start screaming at your ask. Basically after my chemo (which is the worstđ¤Ž) my mom wanted to cook roasted chicken for me. I always have the worst appetite after my chemo and roasted chicken and potatoes for dinner helps pick up my spirit. So I was in my momâs car with my little brother while my mom was in the shop buying the ingredients and I saw this tall blonde guy in a hoodie get out of his car. I was so tired from the chemo it took me a while to realize it was Erling. I just thought âhmmm this mf looks familiarâ and then it my two brain cells clicked and I was like âholyy shetttttt itâs fckng haaland!??â And i roll the windows down (mind you I was sooooo exhausted and depleted from the chemo) and I screamed âhaaland!!!â And his girlfriend looked back and smiled at my ugly ass and then he tapped erlingâs hip and pointed at me. Erling looked at me deadass in the eyes and screamed back âyessss?????â in a joking manner while laughing. And he started walking towards our car. Bitch at this point I realized that he was walking towards me, a person who just spend half a day at chemo. I probably smelled like disease. My hair! My hair was unwashed and greasy. My face dry as fuck, big pores, black heads and everything! My fucking lipssss dryyyyy as the sahara cracking. I looked HORRIBLEEE!!!! Like a horror show! Pleaseeee fuck cancer and fuck my life because i looked like complete shit. I wanted to grab my chapstick but I was too exhausted to rummage through my bag! So I just patted down my hair!!! Girlsjdjdjdjdk and then Erling was beside our car and was smiling through the open window like âhi iâm erling how are you?âşď¸âşď¸âşď¸â and his girlfriend was so fucking beautiful! Like how did Haaland pull a girl like that???? Bro looks like a rough draft and his girl literally so pretty and tall! Anyways back to my ugly ass! I said âhiii!!! đˇ I just got chemo and I have brain cancer !!!!đđđđđžđđžđđžâ
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Now why the fuck did I say that??? Why the fuck was that the first thing that came out of my dryass mouth???!!!! I am so fcking embarraseeed holy sheyejedjsk. The deadass silence afterwards was painful!!!!! Nobody knew what to say nextttt!!!!!!! Erling was so shook about my sudden trauma dump that he just looked like đśđśđśđś but thank god! His girlfriend broke the awkward silence and said âiâm sorry i hope you feel better soon!â And I was like âyes thank you!â And erling was like âfeel better soon. Whatâs your name?â And I said âjoy but im not very joyful these days.â đđđ again why did i say that?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But at least erling laughed and said âme too but we still have to try.â I am fucking crueidndhddjdjdidodkdiiddodiid i am swimming in cringe! He was so nice! He asked if I like Man City and I said yes itâs my club even before Kun scored his goal. My granpa is a man city fan and thatâs how Im a man city fan. And then his girlfriend magically appeared with haalandâs jersey and a pen and Erling signed to in front of me and then gave it to me. I swear to god my head was ringing. Like I did not know what was happening. I think i said thank you or i love you or both. I dont fcking remember all i know is i was sweating and crying. And we shook hands!!!!!!! We shook hands through tge carâs open window! His handshake is so firm and strong! Like when he squeezed my hand it was painful.đ but his hands were suprisinglu soft??? I dont know. And then his girlfriend said bye and take care. And i said take care and good luvk and then we all waved at each other like the ffking penguins in Madagascar and they walked away. And the whole time my little brother hid in the backseat because he thought it was a big blonde thug asking for money. My little brother is 3 btw and heâs scared of strangers. So I told him it was haaland. I honestly forgot about my brotherâs existence for a while ngl. I was just so shook. I was stunned. And now I have an aithentic haaland jersey with his signature! I slept with it last night! My family cant believe it! My grandpa is bribing me for the jersey. I said his ancient ass can keep the money I aint selling the jersey! Iâm so excited! My mom was so happy for me we both cried in the car! Itâs been such a difficult few months since my diagnosis and this wxperience came out of nowhere like a dream or something. Iâm soooo happy and so exhausted and soooo full of life right now even when my brain has cancer shit! And i love man city so much! I love pepâs bald ass! I love our oil money! I love rubenâs ass! I love kdbâs pink face! I love haaland! I love our players and their huge cocks! I love our emptihad! I love our silly tinpot club! Itâs my club! I love you! I love all man city fans! I just love life right now! Im so tired writing this ask but i wanted to share this happiness because if i dont i might burst!
*sorry for the mess/word vomit. I usuallh would edit before sending long ass essays in peopleâs asks but im so tired! Hope you are doing well!
AWWWW JOY I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP AFTER A LONGGGGG STUDY SESH (its literally 6am im so fucked) BUT THIS POPPED UP AND IT MADE ME SMILE IT MADE ME TEAR UP I WENT THROUGH IT ALLLL!
first of all, you'll beat that nasty bitch! cancer aint got nothing on you! and when you do i hope you'll drop by again so we can celebrateđŤśđť
his gf is the sweetest from what i heard! so sweet of her to go grab a kit so he can sign it𼺠she sounds wonderful, he's a lucky man.
not the casual trauma dumpđ you're so real for that. and you made erling laugh oh my GODDDDD! (why is he not joyful thođ)
im sososo happy for you like im literally sitting here sleep deprived with eyebags kostas tsimikas could only dream of and i reread this ask like 3 times and i cant stop smiling! what a lovely interaction!!! im so glad you got to experience this and im honoured you thought of me and wanted to share it with me𩵠AND I LOVE YOU TOO you're amazing thank you for sharing this with me i love the chaotic vibe!!!
also the fucking yelling across the street THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO FUNNY omg
THE WAY I CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS
ALSO, the trauma dump lmaoooo, you're so real for that, i love how you did it twice but he recover to say something at the second time lmaoooo
CANCER IT'S A BITCH AND HAS NOTHING ON YOU JOY! i hope you're more joyful today! destiny loves you! i love this interaction so much 𼚠and yes, his gf is beautiful and seems sweet from everything i've read! god bless norway lmao
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If you donât have this on your blog at least once, get out.
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idea for a peter x stark!reader: the graveyard scene at the end of nwh and reader is there with happy, visiting tony's grave (lets just pretend he was buried in the same place as may) and she sees peter but doesnt remember him at all :((
something to remember me by
warnings: BIG NWH SPOILERS and angst lots of angst
a/n: i changed it a bit so theyâre all visiting may :( my heart absolutely broke writing this btw um have tissues on hand
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icy air nips at peterâs skin as he paces himself through the cemetery. he carries a white rose along with him, his thumb skimming over its thorns.
heâs severely underdressed for the chilled winter day, something aunt may would surely chastise him for. he could never step an inch outside the apartment until she made sure he was bundled from head to toe.
it used to bug peter to no end. now, he understands that she was only looking out for him. all may ever did was for him.
her love might have been overbearing at times, but thatâs because may parker loved fiercely. she loved with her entire being. mind, body, and soul.
sheâd taught her nephew to do the same, which is why peter stands before her grave alone. he asked doctor strange to cast a spell making everyone forget him.
knowing peter comes with consequences. he refuses to ruin the lives of those dearest to him any more than he already has, so he thought it best to remove himself from them.
in turn, peter lost the few people he had left; happy, ned, mj, you. heâs on his own. but, maybe thatâs for the best.
maybe, thatâs what he deserves.
I didn't need any remaining mental stability anyway