Nothing

Portugal. Teen Wolf. Benfica. Javi. Harry Potter. Dylan O'Brien.

[thunder]

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[nomenu]

[melisica]

(by SophieKoryn)

[adrenaline]

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[sasuke-x]

[desvaneceram]

Quando chega essa hora da noite eu me desencanto. Viro outra vez aquilo que sou todo dia, fechada sozinha perdida no meu quarto, longe de tudo uma criança assustada.

Caio Fernando Abreu. (via versificar)

[retratou]

Então delete, tudo aquilo que não valeu a pena. Quem mentiu, quem enganou seu coração, quem teve inveja, quem tentou destruir você, quem usou máscaras, quem te magoou, quem te usou e nunca chegou a saber quem realmente você é…

 Caio Fernando Abreu.  (via poetologia)

[phaxes]

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[gosh]

by Foteini Zaglara

[verabeert]

[desacompanhado]

Eu sempre precisei de um pouco de atenção.

Legião Urbana.     (via poetologia)

[gosh]

by Alessio Albi

[thunder]

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[oddfilmstills]

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[funnyjoke]

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