carefree

there's no way out.

[idekcolton]

"Come on, it's not that bad...Is it?"

[ivyromero]

Chloe’s eyes widened as her hand rushed to her cheeks. The pink tint was now turning red. “I-I’m not blushing, am I?!” 

[idekcolton]

Colton laughs. "You are, but it's cute. Don't hide it." Colton spoke, thinking of how dumb he sounded and laugh. "I should shut up, huh?" 

[ivyromero]

Chloe returned the smile and felt a light pink blush creep onto her cheeks. “Wow, um, thank you.”

[idekcolton]

Colton looks down before looking back up at her and speaking. "You know, it's -- uh, it's kind of cute when you blush."

[pceclara]

It would take a little bit more than an onion ring to win me over. I’d at least need a cheeseburger to go with it.

[idekcolton]

"You know, you seem pretty easy to win over. Let me guess, a Dr. Pepper to go with it?"

[ivyromero]

You — um — look nice today.

[idekcolton]

Colton smiles. "Oh, uh, you do too. I'm not just saying that to compliment you back, either." 

[maverxck]

Apparently. Yeah, sensationally horrendous and all that.

[idekcolton]

"Is that sarcasm? Either way I agree."

[levisht-blog]

Okay, but you have to admit, sometimes that’s funny. Like if you need a good laugh, those videos are sometimes perfect.

[idekcolton]

Colton nods in agreement. "You would think those parents wouldn't want their toddlers cursing, but I have to admit some of them are pretty hilarious."

[pceclara]

An onion ring? I take it back, then. That’s true romance right there.

[idekcolton]

Colton laughs. "You think? I think the onion rings are pretty gross, but it's good to know that that would be the way to win you over." He teases.

[pceclara]

That’s a sorry excuse for a proposal. Not cute in the slightest.

[idekcolton]

"You're just about the third person to not notice the sarcasm. It can't be that bad, can it? The proposal was horrible. Not to mention the ring was an onion ring."

[maverxck]

Not quite.

[idekcolton]

"Is my sarcasm really all that bad? I know it's not cute. It's actually quite awful."

[amelia-wade]

Cute is not the adjective I would use. I think you’re looking for something closer to unusual or disgusting.

[idekcolton]

"I was being sarcastic. I guess I should really work on making that more obvious, huh?" [Colton laughs] "I agree. It's terrible."

[levisht-blog]

I am losing my faith in the people of this world one day at a time - this just further convinces me of that.

[idekcolton]

"Exactly. That and the cursing toddlers all over the internet."

[charlie-westbrook]

That’s one way to make it memorable. But you can’t be serious.

[idekcolton]

[Colton shakes his head] "Trust me, I wish I wasn't. He didn't even have a ring...unless an onion ring counts."

"Ridiculous, isn't it? You'd think guys like him would be a little more pleasant--at least try."

[idekcolton]

"I just saw a guy propose to his girlfriend. In the bathroom stalls. How...cute?"