burning up like neon lights

my name is amelia wade, I'm twenty one years old and no, I will not serve you free drinks.

[jaypazrocks]

Any time I’m not paying for anything is a good time. I’ll even let you show it off to the folks at work.

[amelia-wade]

Oh, don't worry. I would have shown them with or without your permission.

[idekcolton]

"Come on, it’s not that bad…Is it?"

[amelia-wade]

What exactly have you gotten yourself into this time? Don't make me go all mama bear mode on you.

[jaypazrocks]

Sweet, we’ll make it a joint donation, I do the ice water and you pay the money. I mean anything for charity right?

[amelia-wade]

I get to dump a bucket of ice water over your head and all I have to do is donate to charity? Perfect. It's a win-win situation.

[jaypazrocks]

You can take the Ice Bucket Challenge and I could pour ice on your head.

[amelia-wade]

Or I could dump ice cold water on your head instead.

[jaypazrocks]

That’s kinda depressing and very boring. Spice up your life, lady.

[amelia-wade]

How exactly do you suggest I do that?

[stellashart]

It does actually. But I don’t think I’m much of a party animal. I’m quite content with loneliness.

[amelia-wade]

Fair enough. But I hope you know it's possible to go out and have fun without partying.

[stellashart]

Staying home alone drinking an entire bottle of wine is a proper exciting evening to me.

[amelia-wade]

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. But doesn't that get boring after awhile?

[stellashart]

Sounds a lot like me every day.

[amelia-wade]

Every day? That sounds boring. Do you ever do anything exciting?

[amelia-wade]

I was planning on staying in today but Netflix isn't working so now I have nothing to do. Great.

[oliverhathaway]

              “Yeah, it’s either that or just not deal with them at all which                   isn’t really ideal when you think about it. Oh, I’m Oliver.                   Nice to meet you.”

[amelia-wade]

I agree. Avoiding things has never really worked out for me so it's probably best to just face things head on, you know. Kind of like ripping a band aid off. It's nice to meet you, too, Oliver.

[taliawtf]

And to think I was actually considering taking a few classes at Haven U. That’s a joke.

[amelia-wade]

Yeah, school isn't my thing. Thank god college isn't mandatory.

[amelia-wade]

All of these back to school ads are stressing me out. Summer isn't over yet! I can't imagine how I would feel if I was actually going back to school next month.

[thesebastianbaxter-deactivated2]

My favorite time of the day! Lunch time! What to eat for lunch though….

[amelia-wade]

I would suggest your favorite food or whatever's the easiest to make.

[taliawtf]

I’ll pull that move where you put a hand on their head and hold them at arm’s length so they can’t reach you when they try to hit you.

[amelia-wade]

That's a solid plan. They wouldn't stand a chance against us.

[jaypazrocks]

Now I’m scared, Ams. Ha, how’d you scare a bunch of kids anyway?

[amelia-wade]

You should be. Oh, you know, the old green face mask which apparently made me look like an alien.

[taliawtf]

Ooh, all those tiny fists. Don’t let them knock you down.

[amelia-wade]

I'll try my best. I think I'm pretty tough but if I need reinforcements you'll be the first one I call.

[oliverhathaway]

               ”Pretty much yeah. I mean, there’s a few problems that                   are still going to be sticking around when I get up, but                   who doesn’t have those kinds of problems?”

[amelia-wade]

I think we all have our fair share of problems but we have to deal with them in one way or another. Best of luck to you, uh, I don't think I caught your name? Mine's Amelia.