Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game
DM: Please describe your new character
Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake*
needless to say, Iāve been thinking about this all day and have over analyzed this to try to determine exactly what this character would be. So class:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows whatās bestĀ
Its clear from these lines that she has high intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence is emphasized with the lines ā She is fast and thorough/And sharp as a tackā and considering she is fast she likely has high dexterity.Ā
So this is a Dex/Wisdom/Intelligence build which makes me think that she is a ranger.Ā She may, however be using a dueling fighting style instead of archery, since later lines say sheĀ āuses a macheteā so she clearly has still with one-handed weaponry.
Her alignment is suggested in two instances. One beingĀ āWith fingernails that shine like justice.ā Though this doesnāt necessarily mean she idealizes justice, this can be implied. So she is on the good end of the good/evil spectrum, and because sheĀ āuses a machete to cut through red tapeā she clearly is not lawful. She does not get bogged down with bureaucracy but cuts through it. There is not other indications that she chaotic, so I am inclined to call her neutral, making her neutral good.Ā
Her race is harder to pin down, but given that she wasĀ āeyes that burn like cigarettes,ā that may suggest that she was red or orange eyes. This meansĀ Drow or Tiefling. Now, given that she also has,Ā āshoes that cutā this could suggest that she has sharp hooves, meaning Tiefling. I would also point out that she changes her name from Kitty to Karen, and Tiefling are known for taking on new names.Ā
So TL:DR, the girl with a short skirt and long jacket is a neutral good tiefling ranger named Karen who specializes in a dueling fighting style
