Murasaki: So... Who broke it. I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Alab: ... I did it. I broke it-
Murasaki: No. No you didn't. Shigure?
Shigure: Don't look at me. Look at Nova.
Nova: What? I didn't break it.
Shigure: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Nova: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Shigure: Hmm. Suspicious.
Nova: No, it's not.
Cleo: I-If it matters, probably not, but... Nemesis was the last one to use it.
Nemesis: Quiet, I don't even drink that crap!
Cleo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nemesis: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Cleo!
Alab: Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Mura-
Murasaki: No! Who broke it?
Nova: ... Alab. Wally's been awfully quiet.
Wally: REALLY?? OH MY GOD-
[EVERYONE BICKERING]
Murasaki, in a side room: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.










