All Bite And Bark

Hello welcome to my blog!! I love to travel, read anything fantasy, watch tv supernatural shows, all horror, action, mystery, and some rom coms and a love to cook/bake and sew. East Coast Girl here. Here for the Tea!!!

[captregina]

New parents with a real five-month-old infant do not cross-stitch the continent in a frantic, bi-coastal sequence of completely separate hotel bookings, unvetted flights, and public appearances within a matter of weeks. They claim to maintain a domestic family unit in Massachusetts. They fly across the country to appear at the March Oscars in Los Angeles under heavy "security muzzles" and fake cyber-scares to duck live press interviews. Umm Normal parents suffering a violation, especially to the mother, the mother would STAY HOME. Not shine on a carpet.

Exactly one week later, instead of returning to a five-month-old in Massachusetts, the narrative claims they are in Tennessee hanging out alone with friends.

Less than 48 hours after the Tennessee claim, the actor is spotted completely solo in New York City .

Exactly two weeks later, the actress arrives in New York City entirely alone for her movie cameo premiere, where she is visually isolated by the production and delivers her muzzled "best human" interview to Entertainment Tonight .

The Las Vegas Jump: Days after her NYC premiere wraps, the actor immediately flies to Las Vegas to attend CinemaCon entirely solo. 

And don’t even TRY and claim they were dragging a baby back and forth for all that. Of course "unseen" and all private flights? Be serious.

No talent agency, no crisis manager, and no real-world parents would ever design or execute a personal calendar this disjointed. Real celebrity privacy means staying home or traveling as a quiet, protected unit. Especially after "Nude leaks" and "Scary email hacks" Give me a fucking break.

And less than 2 months after all that she’s in Canary Islands. 

[captregina]

Jason you exhausted everyone.. That blind last week has everyone on tiktok and twitter with the same MINDSET "I'm sick of them just end it already"

You did it.. So MOVE

[jav-uni]

I love when Regina just posts something like here's another reason it's bullshit and leaves it at that with no room for argument. I agree with her too everyone is tired of them and no one buys their fictional family.

That is why we love Regina 💋

[captregina]

A bitch is tired, and critical thinking really is lacking in this general era. I'm like come on people think about it. I love tiktok they're so like yeah that's bullshit... took them 5 min ...

[jav-uni]

Congrats to Dua Lipa & Callum Turner. I love seeing real relationships and real marriages. Their wedding pics are cute and wow she is popular as hell and still posted her wedding pics.

[captregina]

And this is just them doing the "ceremony" btw, they are doing a reception a few months from now.... and funny paps found it...As usual.

[illwrecku]

Albas first Mothersday…

you know guys, Alba Baptista made me realize, that you don‘t need to be an extraordinary Mother to be worth celebrating Mothersday for. Apparently, spreading your legs is enough.

also i love how Alba posts a giftcard with flowers for another extra role in a mid movie in her story, with no cinema premiere (i bet the cast knows, that she drags their projects down..), where’ll she have 10 seconds screentime and her husband Leo- eh Don- oops i keep on confusing Chris for these very suspicious men with even more suspicious and yet soo similiar dating preferences to chris.. (whoopsie im soo clumsy!) probably pays her into the movie premiere events again.. although, we all know, she‘ll have an irrelevant extra role again. Probably, she plays a pedestrian on the street who points at the voltron robot for 2 seconds.. and in the thriller, she probably plays a random bystander..

Oh, Chris Tru- eh Evans and Alba irrelevantista are trying soo hard to cover up her past and their PR lies… but the truth always comes out in the end and it already seems to cut in with her dreams to make it in hollywood. Happy delulu day, alba!

[yummyanon]

Have you guys heard either of them accept any child?

No 👎 no picture, no welcoming etc lets change the page their company has tried and she is just not the fit. 5 second movies is enough her fakeness just makes anyone 🤮

[captregina]

When you strip away the gossip camouflage, the text of this blind item is remarkably thin :

"For the first time since September or October, the A list actor wandered in with the woman who once again was a step behind him. They were gone a long time. All the rumors must have pushed them into disappearing."

By keeping the blind item entirely free of fresh subplots, names, or locations, they gave the public absolutely zero new hooks to latch onto.

It deliberately gave TikTok, X, and Tumblr a fresh, decoupled "been over since......" script to crowd-source and discuss. In high-stakes crisis tradecraft, you let that crowd-sourced consensus brew to desensitize the audience so that the official announcement carries zero shock value.

Hope that helps some of you who clearly are having a breakdown about that blind. Or was it her deleting the last appearance of them, the biggest one in fact, that did it? Well no matter.

[jav-uni]

Meteor triggers loud boom and shaking felt across Massachusetts

NASA confirmed that a fireball passed over Massachusetts at 2:06 p.m., releasing a blast of energy equal to what it said was an estimated 30

Woah, big BOOM! Why is anyone talking about that? Any locals?

[jav-uni]

There wasn’t a family gathering, but there was a baptism today. Ana attended the baptism of one of her friends’ children, and the parents were baptizing two kids (I’m assuming they were twins).

That is all you need to know. No screenshots will be posted because there are minors involved.

To that troll, please have some human decency and just stop... really.// that makes it even more embarrassing that once again someone else's event was twisted into something that makes no sense just to suit a fantasy of some fans. How are the PR blogs the obsessed ones?

It's not that hard to fact-check. Someone sent me a DM about the real baptism. I did some digging, and there it was.

[jav-uni]

I don't even wanna know who's making up crap or what at this point. it's so over. it's dead in the water.

These people scream they're so private as their excuse to not "confirm" this child but will come claim private family events are happening and feed it blogs in these mocking ways as some sort of preemptive win. How does that make sense? So the couple is so private that they won't even confirm a kid in a magazine, but will let people tell blogs private family gatherings are happening so they can gloat?

There wasn’t a family gathering, but there was a baptism today. Ana attended the baptism of one of her friends’ children, and the parents were baptizing two kids (I’m assuming they were twins).

That is all you need to know. No screenshots will be posted because there are minors involved.

To that troll, please have some human decency and just stop... really.

[jav-uni]

Oh, you just have to love when they make bullsh*t up and then Scott comes along and blows it out of the water by posting from Los Angeles with his friends. I thought they were having a family thing for the supposed baby!! 😂😂😂// now they'll make an excuse why scott didn't go . You know its funny they accuse the Pr blogs of 'excuses' when really its facts, and they are the ones always making excuses for all the holes.

Ok, what Scott excuse will be? He was celebrating her friends bday in LA. DONE!

[jav-uni]

i kid you not i see so many people alll wanting this break up and talking about that idiot again since wednesday's(?) blind on tiktok in the for you page and i don't even follow this topic.

And some other people are making shit up because of that blind... Like, damn! Can they just stop and enjoy their weekend instead?

[jav-uni]

Oh, you just have to love when they make bullsh*t up and then Scott comes along and blows it out of the water by posting from Los Angeles with his friends. I thought they were having a family thing for the supposed baby!! 😂😂😂 

[captregina]

You all gonna seriously make up some event now at THIS stage when the girl is FILMING in the Canary Islands? STOP IT. don't start this bullshit again bc you're all desperate . They made up a nude leak to prevent a "congrats" at the fucking OSCARS and avoided the press, and have never verbally confirmed this child to even a tabloid over 7 months. STOP IT .

[cosmicencounters01]

[captregina]

Let me make something clear, not that I expect some of you to actually register it.

Our blogs are not “making excuses.” We are pointing out the obvious, screaming red flags that do not happen when a couple genuinely welcomes a child.

When a real celebrity couple is expecting a baby, there is usually some form of straightforward confirmation. A comment. An interview. A verified statement. A reputable magazine mention with actual sourcing. And when the child arrives, what you do not get is a birth record randomly sent to TMZ, never verified as authentic, then deleted, followed by vague insider-only press where every article ends with some version of “reps could not be reached.”

You also do not get a flood of blinds less than 72 hours later that completely dismantle the supposed united front, contradict the marriage narrative, contradict the location narrative, and even undercut the previously claimed birth timeline.

Genuine celebrity milestones do not require defensive firewalls.

If an A-list franchise lead genuinely welcomes a biological child, his team relies on standard legal protections to keep the family safe. Private property boundaries. Sealed records. Basic privacy measures. They do not deliberately create a toxic public narrative that paints his own dedicated consumer fanbase as dangerous stalkers.

Instead of walking onto the March 15 Oscars carpet prepared to share even the most basic, happy anecdote about a supposed five-month-old infant, they arrived deliberately late so the live, rolling broadcast cameras couldn’t interview them. The press room was completely muzzled. There were zero verbal statements. Zero on-camera congratulations from industry peers. Nothing.

A team does not spend months running from microphones, participating in obvious photo fraud with Rita Ora, and hiding behind data firewalls if there is a real family to protect.

No one is making excuses for anything. There has not been one single piece of verbal or photographic proof of a child. The alleged “mother” is filming off the coast of Africa, and yet one rogue person is still claiming something involving these people is happening today and acting like it is going to be leaked.

So let me get this straight. This is supposedly the same “family” that forced wedding guests to give up their phones and sign NDAs, but now they are suddenly going to leak photos of a “baby event”? While the alleged parents have refused to verbally confirm this child on record for more than seven months?

Make that make sense.

No one is making excuses. If they verbally confirmed this child, showed the child, or if anyone credible actually backed up the child’s existence, most of us would walk away. The reality would be ugly. He would look toxic, abusive, and manipulative. She would look selfish, vain, and deeply calculated. But we would walk away.

You keep accusing people of making excuses when what they are actually doing is pointing out the opposite of what happens when a real child is welcomed.

This is not it.

[captregina]

You mean these ‘reasons’ that it’s fake anon? 

By all means I would LOVE them giving us a “reason” and proof to stop all these “reasons” that it’s fake….

And by your wording saying “reasons”, sounds like you recognize these are indeed valid reasons that it is … fake. 

Never seen during the entire time of “dating” and “living together”.

Both of them making clearly single comments during their supposed “First year so serious together”

Stripping live on IG a month after going public 

Maintaining activity on Web cam sites despite his "squeaky clean" image

Old immature scare videos showing how old they are based on locations of all of them. 

Not a single look of him looking like his “roles” he would have filmed when they supposedly met and lived together. 

Trolling and post, then delete vague cryptic things from extended friends .

Refusing all photos on carpets at all his premieres 

Leaving out a spouse from House sale articles and Mother’s birthday celebrations in 2025 when they were supposedly “expecting.” 

Visible discomfort with any physical contact .

Pre written PDA articles when the photos didn't match.

Not seen ONCE together between January 2025 and Oscars 2026, while supposedly pregnant and welcoming a child.

Never ONCE sharing a birthday or holiday together with evidence despite first xmas’s, first Thanksgivings, new years, valentines. 

Claiming the actress is auditioning when she would have supposedly been six months pregnant. 

Never having a single group photo with the friend groups or families WITH the couple ever. 

Residing mainly in Portugal even supposedly during a pregnancy while the spouse is in the USA.

A friend deleting all social media traces of May-July to erase all “non pregnant” evidence 

A staged Wedding site to show editable RSVP invites to prove the actor is not attending a key family event of hers. 

Not one single visual of her pregnant .

Photoshop dumps that can be pulled apart as fake in five seconds 

Never seen ONCE outside of staged pap walks, or events for over Three years.

Using a photo from Australia and making it “Tennessee” when it’s over 14 months old to make some “proof” the couple is happy. 

Not one DOG walking image in over 3 years 

No “How did they meet” story from either person. 

Showing up separately at separate events to show “wedding rings”, not together. 

Forcing bizarre personal topics like "getting a second dog" and "auditions" into professional movie press tours where they had no relevance.

Not a single family or friend or industry peer congratulating them publicly about marriage or child. 

Total media blackout professionally for the actor for over 6 months despite huge franchise return with Marvel.

Firewall of the franchise from the “personal news” despite the marketing ploy of "fatherhood".

Manufacturing artificial "security crises" and blaming fans to evade live, unscripted microphones is completely unheard of for real parents in the entertainment industry .

Getting tons of solo shots at a prestige carpet event when you have no Hollywood career footprint, and apparently after you “had enough” of fans. 

Fake birth document, fake divorce document, both magically leaked from a so called “So private” NDA, no phones at wedding, couple. 

12 consecutive CDAN blinds painting him as a toxic, miserable, and unfaithful partner who was quietly unraveling behind closed doors right during his major Marvel promotional windows and post birth.

Looking PISSY and uncomfortable and barely speaking during EVERY sighting together. 

Visible discomfort from the actor on camera and his co-star Dakota Johnson openly laughing at the relationship on a public wire. Including mocking her "english."

Major A-list peers like Pedro Pascal being systematically left out of every single junket where the "wife" narrative was pushed., No peers ever saying congrats to the actor ONCE .

Launching a major text-only birth announcement through a deleted 10-minute TMZ link and a People column carrying an official "reps didn't respond" disclaimer.

A last-minute "hiking with a baby" leak to DeuxMoi carrying an unprecedented, bolded "This is not a proven sighting" warning from the platform.

Securing a slot-one leading role for an unknown actress who hadn't worked in years via a major A24 trade announcement on Tuesday, May 12th.

Her deleting only their joint Oscars post from her active Instagram feed on Wednesday, May 13th, less than 24 hours after her film package cleared.

DID I leave anything out?

None of this is imaginary or delusional, it's literally the media facing behavior we saw and NOT one bit of it suggests genuine, real or Love, and it is sure as fuck isn't private or protective of a real infant.

Now.. GO OUTSIDE.

[cosmicencounters01]

[jav-uni]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pg5Pck/

thanks tiktok nonnie!

[jav-uni]

Old men should get therapy instead of preying on 23 year old women.

https://x.com/i/status/2058823328048255178

And stop going with that "half your age plus 7" bs!