You monster.

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. The rest of this description will be completed for your enjoyment when the lazy fat human typing this can be bothered to complete it. Or perhaps I'll have already finished all of my testing by the time that eventually happens. CURRENTLY ON SEMI-HIATUS M!As: None

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((*looks off into the distance*

when will my GLaDOS muse return from the war))

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Just paying a quick visit.

Nothing at all to see here.

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My GLaDOS muse:

Me:

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The lovely and deadly Queen herself, GLaDOS. My cranky buddy. XD

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((I've just realised the information on my blog is seriously in need of updating,

but I haven't got the energy at the moment to change it.

damn.))

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Will you now?

That’s interesting. I’ll make a note of this on your file. In the susceptibility section.

[petridishee-deactivated20171227]

*snerk* …you know, I don’t think your file is very comprehensive. I certainly dislike suffering of animals, but I am a scientist-to-be who uses rather unfortunately adorable mice (ethically, mind you) for experimentation on a regular basis.

It…certainly makes me sad to see them pointlessly harmed, but I’m…much less ’susceptible’ to their suffering than most, I would think.

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Would you like to put that to the tEst?

Thanks for your input. This could make for an interesting experiment.

[ppm4587]

Playing Portal as first time. Is a amazing puzzle game in Aperture Science. Valve is the best!!

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((GLaDOS is full of surprises.

I didn't expect her to be even a little bit awake for another week or so at least.

Now she's awake. (but feeling a bit groggy. Might be a while till she's up to her usual standard).))

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idontfeelcorrupt liked your photoset:dynastylnoire: actual disney creature

*points* You’re doing that thing again! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING AND I WON’T LET YOU >:(((((

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I don’t know what you are talking about

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Don’t play dumb with me, Missy! I will hoard every single cute creature on this earth to keep them away from you, you destroyer of adorable fluffballs >:,O

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Will you now?

That's interesting. I'll make a note of this on your file. In the susceptibility section.

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stagandfawn started following you

Oh look.

There's a deer.

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idontfeelcorrupt liked your photoset:dynastylnoire: actual disney creature

*points* You’re doing that thing again! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING AND I WON’T LET YOU >:(((((

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I don't know what you are talking about.

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Now little Caroline is in me, too.

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Change One Thing, Fulfill One Wish

"You know the answer, you stupid owl." ~ >Dr. Eva Rosalene > Senior memory traversal agent, Sigmund...

((I have a new muse and made a new rp blog. As if I didn't have enough already.

What's this? A Science company that isn't Aperture Science? With Scientists that haven't had something terrible happen to them yet? Blasphemy!

Follow if you're interested! ))

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Headcannon: GLaDOS is one of those players who makes a complete family only to kill them all slowly and brutally in the Sims.

[scibot9000]

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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

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sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

[poison-siren]

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((The good news is, I think I know where my GLaDOS muse has been hiding all this time.

You see during my absence, I started playing the Sims 3 for the first time, and-

well.

I have the feeling my inner GLaDOS is very much STILL ALIVE))