I Am Muttsterion!!!

Adult|She/Her/Hers Howdy and welcome to my little insanse corner of the internet! You may call me by my online nickname "Mutt". Here me roar...or well bark. XD I mostly post and/or reblog about South Park or moreso my long forever favorite character(or in today's terms "blorbo" XD) Kenny McCormick and his personas. I'm a long time South Parkateer and self-proclaimed Kenny's(and Mysterion's) most loyal fan.I've been so for a fairly long time.Help I'm getting old. XD Other than SP I also tend to reblog a lot of random stuff on animals/dinosaurs/nature, space/astronomy, video games(incl Portal/Portal 2, RDR/RDR2,Borderlands/Wonderlands, ACNH, etc), other shows/media, and just about anything else I like or find interesting. Nothing more I can think to mention so I'm just going to leave this here. And of course any chill chats/discussions/theories about the immortal boi Kenny and his forever fascinating lore are welcomed! Thanks for stopping by and have a Hakuna Matata/No Worries day! :D

[sp-kenny-mccormick]

Everyone has something that makes them happy right? Well let me tell you about my happiness. Take a second of your life to let me show you my happiness..

This is my happiness and I would die for him any day

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[expressions-of-nature]

Zhangye Danxia National Park, China by Tatiana Runova

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[sketchyfletch]

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

[shenaniginstigations]

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[queenofshippingcringe]

Reblog if Kenny McCormick is (One Of) Your Comfort Character(s)! ☠️

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[kavohh707]

"I just want to sleep. Why is everyone screaming all of the time? Okay, enough, I am leaving. I'll find a quite place."

One of the cutest things about baby rooks is that they are the masters of napping. They just fall asleep everywhere. They are also not really bothered by all the cawing around them. This little one even managed to sleep while close by a big lawnmower was running up and down.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[snototter]

An African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) in Tanzania, Africa

by Markus Lilje

[mammalianmammals]

Bush Dog (Speothos venaticus), family Canidae, found in much of central and northern South America

photograph by Tambako the Jaguar

[evilmara]

*sweating profusely*