Everything is nice and fine all the time :)

I geek out a lot. its's what I do. she/they, 20, whatever you followed me for, you probably wont get. icon credit: me

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[realpeoplefiction]

while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[bladesrunner]

+ bonus:

You think I took that missile so you could be down here with me? You should be back on the carrier by now!

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski

[bonivers]

revisiting an album u didn’t like on first listen and seeing the error of ur ways

[soundcarvings]

It’s raining hot summer rain outside

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[bobdylanyaoi]

this post is about john lennon and paul mccartney. pls dont reblog with anything else except for the person who said "transfem mulholland drive"

[stuck-in-jelly]

Hey if the boys can have BloodyMary can the girls get Dr.HailMary

For pride month?

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[self-loving-vampire]

It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

[sorcerornobody]

From the replies on this post:

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[tiny-wins-and-gold-stars]

⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐

[sistertaxon]

ladies the dobbys grave thing is fake news that the beeb fell for 😭 its made up by a podcast guy.. rowling is evil and people gotta let those books go but don't get mad and psych yourself out over straight up nothing

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[aromanticduck]

[Image description: a gender selection screen where the options are 'female', 'male' and 'let me be free'

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[deep-state-partisan]