I Feel Like

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as useless as the white crayon

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a potato with arms

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Oprah after Josh ran her over

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josh when he ran over Oprah

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the fat guy in lilo and stitch that always drops his ice cream

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I feel like

eating the spaghetti until i forgetti my regretti

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patrick when he found out gary only wanted him for the cookie in his pocket

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I need a hug and $10,000

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a neglected nintendog

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I haven’t been on tumblr for years

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I feel like

drowning myself in guacamole

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I feel like

the real slim shady

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I feel like

a badly folded burrito

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I feel like

drowning myself in guacamole

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I feel like

my thighs are bigger than China

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I feel like

Filling my coffin with queso when I die

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I feel like

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