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I think I was more sexually appealing when I was like 7 I even had a six pack and shiz

American: I want to live in the UK.

Asian: I want to live in the UK.

Indian: I want to live in the UK.

African: I want to live in the UK.

Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.

Canadian: I want to live in the UK.

Filipino: I want to live in the UK.

French: I want to live in the UK.

Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.

British: wat

Irish: feckin' English bastards

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT ... SO MY CAT JUST NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HIDING IN MY CLOSET AND SHIT ALL DISGUISED IN WITH THE CLOTHES NAW CUTE... !!NOT FUCKIN CUTE I ALMOST DIED THOSE EYES STARING AT ME WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HELP THINK IM DYIN ..

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A moment of silence for everyone who didn’t wake up on time this morning because they updated their phone to iOS 7 last night and the alarm clock didn’t go off.

allthatsmack

They already had their moment of silence

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Shit

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WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

mystischreh

i wear them to sschool ?????????

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yeah and everyone makes fun of you

bunney

wow I can’t believe it takes 9 months to digest a whole baby

memewhore

drew-hairymore

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people who dry swallow pills are scary as fuck

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my mom saw me looking at this and said “oh that’s cute, is she one of your friends”

astrodidact

eltigrechico

this actually makes sense.

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

transhumanisticpanspermia

do you really have to attack someone for expressing happiness over a small pleasure, simply because they expressed that happiness via religion

because apparently guilting someone for being happy about a small coincidence because bad things are happening elsewhere is appropriate as long as they use the word “god”

god forbid someone have religion

when you have a religion, even being happy about small coincidences is a fucking crime against humanity, apparently

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^

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^^ thank you jfc

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Whoa Nelly! Attacking someone? Knowledge and intelligence supersedes delusion and self-righteousness. The fact that this individual “Believes” that some all-knowing, all powerful supernatural being cares more about their cooking project than all the other atrocities in the world is selfish and cruel.

Pointing out the delusion in thought is no more harmful than correcting someone’s spelling. If they are offended by the factual then they should become learned. Delusion is a mental disorder and unfortunate for society we have not yet placed “Religion” in the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorder) is a crime in itself.

Praising a coincidence as an “Act of God” is a delusion. As much as the delusion of the media when they allow someone whose house was spared from a deadly storm to say “Thank God”. It is funny how regardless of the aforementioned scenario plays in the media, destruction versus security, they all turn to a mythical storybook being to thank.

This person should have the secret behind the magic exposed to them. In fact, if you look closely, there is not “Exactly” enough liquid in this picture. The bubbling creates an illusion of fact where the observer wants to believe so hard that they make it true in their minds.

If, in fact, “God” interceded in this instance, it would be an exact measurement or an amount greater than needed. Why would an all-powerful being provide barely enough when they could provide exactly enough or more than enough? I will tell you why….

God is not real and the mental disorder, the Religion, a “virus” if you will, has deeply infected this host and taken over any rational thought.