Cantankerous Cephalopod

About a scientist who loves her wife and is trying not to be disillusioned by the world. Trying to be fanfic famous. Doing art and making it everyone’s problem. /AO3/ Art / Face

[enthyrea]

wall-e au with rocktiz!! 🌱

[wiidoodles]

Walk 'em like a dog

[selenitis-draws]

the cat thirens visit the aquarium~

[malestroham]

wise can take him... in a fight

[ewene-kadro]

Ok, it's actually 172 cm, not 3 apples

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[we-are-sci-fi]

James Ortiz about his favorite story from filming Project Hail Mary.

[afeix]

fresh run

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[onceuponawhine]

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Remaining time: 16 hours

[onceuponawhine]

Your paternal grandfather

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Remaining time: 16 hours 1 minute

[howelljenkins]

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

[howelljenkins]

to love and be loved is to rest

[nemfrog]

The nervous system. Man, woman, know thyself! 1908.

Internet Archive

[p0lt0s]

after a year this account was finally unblocked ahahah anyway, I'm in Star Wars hell now

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]