Ikemen Vampire Addict

18+! // Aspiring meme maker, master of unfinished stories. // I'm trying to improve my english, so feel free to point out my mistakes. // I also don't remember how Tumblr works.

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Boy, I’ve missed you…

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Evil Leonardo be like

Never sleeps

Hates humans, turns them out of spite

Actually does things

Has a few dogs

Vlad's boyfriend

Wanted to say he's straight but there is no way any version of him is not gay

Obsessed with cleaning

Loves his family

Militant anti-smoker

Great dancer

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So… except maybe two or three points Evil Leonardo is basically… regular Mozart.

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Sebastian signs every entry in his notebook with „XOXO Gossip girl”.

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I guess I got lucky.

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One of the few times MC represents my sense of humor.

[ragfam]

No one went to his lecture😔

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I just want to hug him and laugh at the same time. He’s so adorable. 🥺

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Et tu, Comte?! Nooooo, you don’t solve relationship problems with aphrodisiacs! Bro, you should be the responsible one!

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Ok, I’m reading Captive to your desire Story Event with Leonardo and… this is so silly. Dazai and Arthur giving MC advices on how to seduce her boyfriend are giving me 2000s teen movies vibes and… i love it. It’s one of those events that are dumb in a funny way. I swear the story is only missing makeover scene.

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Me during every Story Event: I just wanna live in 19th Century Paris, where apparently the biggest problem is aphrodisiacs scattered everywhere.

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You want to what, what, what? 😳🥵🔥

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Warning: mentions of depression *Mozart is sitting in the music room, by the piano, Comte walks in.* Comte: Mozart, have you noticed something odd about MC lately? Mozart: Nothing but positives. Comte: ... Comte: Elaborate on that. Mozart: Well... her voice gone significantly lower and I can barely hear her walking with Rogue. Comte: Did she tell you something? Mozart: No, she barely speaks at all, thank god. Comte: ... Comte: Mozart, she's depressed. Mozart: ... Mozart: So... you mean, that's not good? Comte: *facepalm*

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Isaac: S-so, what’s your favorite color?

MC: You don't have to ask me easy questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Isaac: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

MC: My favorite color is pink.

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Mozart: Could you be anymore annoying?

Arthur: Yes.

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Am I the only one unable to read first sentence without Chandler Bing’s accent?

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Comte: Why are Isaac and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Leonardo: They had a fight.

Comte: Then why are they holding hands?

Leonardo: They get sad when they fight.

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I got the card of Sebastian mysteriously called ,,The butler and the pianist” & my first thought was ,,Oh, the cleaning service is here”… and then I set it as background and… oh my god, that was exactly what I expected. 😂

[kissmetwicekissmedeadly]

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I absolutely love how "Tripple Connection" is basically worst type of porn where the "act" is just replaced with biting. I only read Mozart/Jean, Dazai/Isaac and William/Vincent and probably won't have a chance to read the rest, because I'm too broke for that, but oh my, I can't stop laughing at it! Like, sure, obviously there's a legend that says there will be a woman that will make you a human when you "drink her blood". ;) Of course, I'm just a broke maid who just need to accept whatever the only employers will make her do. ;) Oh, what are you doing not in your room my mysterious employee? ;) I just need one more route, where MC orders a pizza but she has no money to pay for it, so she needs to pay in a different way… oh, step-vampire, what are you doing?