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Literally every MC: Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to fistfight God. And win.
Mitsuki - 美月(みつき)
【Ikemen Vampire】
If someone made a sitcom with some visual novel MCs as roommates, I will eat that shit up
I love casual lines of dialogue that give us tidbits about Mitsuki. Now I know her Dutch accent isn't strong despite understanding the language.
Leonardo: Cara mia, why are you crying?
MC: This book is so sad!!
Leonardo, picking it up: But this is Sebastian's diary-
I honestly don’t understand why people hate Mitsuki so much. It’s fine to dislike her—but the reasons people give are just ridiculous. Saying the MC is too stupid? That’s basically every otome MC, especially in Cybird games. If anything, otome MCs with real personality are more common in Chinese games. Otome MCs are intentionally written with minimal personality so players can self-insert easily—that’s just how the genre works.
That’s why it feels so absurd to me that Mitsuki gets singled out among Cybird MCs. To me, they’re all equally bland, dumb, and boring, so why is she the only one getting dragged? What really annoys me is the double standard. If Mitsuki did what Kate did, she’d get twice the hate. But if Kate did the exact same things Mitsuki did, no one would criticize her for it at all. That hypocrisy is what makes me mad.
On top of that, I’m sick of people tearing Mitsuki down just to hype up another MC. Don’t put one character on a pedestal by trashing another. Like I’ve said over and over, Cybird MCs are all written the same way. So instead of nitpicking her actions or making up weird excuses to hate her, just be honest and say you don’t like the character for no real reason.
POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires
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Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.
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Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong
MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭
Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?
MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺
Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...
Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?
Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???
Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?
Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on
Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help
Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?
MC: not by choice 🥲
Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???
Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?
MC: that's typed, it's my homework
Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?
MC: Yea... 🥲
Napoleon: hold on
Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here
Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?
MC: unfortunately 😓
Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*
MC *look at the camera like they’re in The Office*: ...
*Mozart and Jean enter*
Mozart: why are you all so noisy
Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?
MC: homework
Mozart and Jean: Home..work???
Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed
Literally everyone: where did you come from?
Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?
MC: typed up homework
Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*
MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭
*Dazai enters*
Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:
Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework
*Shakespeare enters*
Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊
Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???
Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️
MC and Theo: It's homework
Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back
*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*
Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊
MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...
*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*
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Need me A Man who looks at me the way Faust looks at mc. Orrrrr maybe I just need Faust
My fav part of digital painting has got to be the before and after comparison <3 😭😭