𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢 ⊰⊱

ind. sel. pri. ZEXION from kh. hallucinated by almond. est. 1-25-25 UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

[ignesfatuii]

ⁱᵍⁿᵉˢ ᶠᵃᵗᵘⁱ ⁽ˡᵃᵗ.⁾ ⁻ ᵈᵉˡᵘˢⁱᵒⁿˢ

independent, selective, private ZEXION from Disney/Square Enix's KINGDOM HEARTS.

penned by almond.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

[ignesfatuii]

|| ALMOND! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

well, my dear friends, i have been taking care of my little girl who arrived in june!

as you can imagine, i'm exhausted, but over the moon. we'd been trying for so long and our prayers were answered. we're so grateful to God.

we'll be a little low-activity for a bit. but know i'm around and thinking of you all!

love you guys so much!

[ignesfatuii]

"Gosh I was wondering if you see two fellas around one an talking animal like me but he an duck another is an human who wield an key?"

Even if he had, he didn't see it working out in their favor if he was to reunite these three together. Did this dog even know who he was talking to?

".... No. I haven't. Sorry."

[ignesfatuii]

“Um…Zexion?” Xion’s hands clasped together in front of her chest as she spoke, trying to remain polite while also containing her curiosity. “Sorry if it’s a weird question, but…you’re always carrying around that book. What does it say? Does it have pictures?”

Oh, she spoke. It was the first time hearing it, and he admittedly did not expect it. Especially so directly.

Zexion stared down at her, then looked at the book in his arm before holding it up for her.

"It is a lexicon. You have your Keyblade, but this is my weapon of choice. It is a book of spells. Not a storybook."

[ignesfatuii]

Let Zexion throw his fit. He's emotionally stunted thanks to the adults in his life failing to keep him safe from darkness and Xehanort

| oh absolutely. i 110% agree that it is a high probability.

his heart is probably so young, unable to mature with him in the darkness. i can't even imagine how overwhelming that must have been upon recompletion. no wonder he was so eager to help fix things.

[ignesfatuii]

| this will never not be funny to me kthx

[memepocalypse]

Even More Exhaustion Memes!

I just love doing these. let me rest | Deeply Exhausted Starters

"I fell asleep at my desk again..."

"I'm not laying down, I just have too much to do..."

"Oh, I... wobbled, didn't I?"

"I'm just leaning on the wall, it's fine..."

"Resting my ears. Eyes. I'm resting my... eyes."

"What? Yeah, I... I mean, I had at least an hour. Or two."

"I'm trying to sleep, I swear it."

"I'll rest when I'm dead."

"Sleep is for the weak, and brother, I am pathetic."

"Oh, my hands are shaking, aren't they?"

"I didn't mean to... drop that... oh..."

"I can't, I can't sleep, not yet, I'm sorry."

"Oh, I don't know why I'm crying. It's all just a lot."

"Coffee. Coffee. More coffee."

"How many of those energy drinks have you had?"

"You can't keep pushing like this, one day you're going to pass out."

"Did you drive like this!?"

"You worry me, you know. Avoiding sleep."

"You keep acting like it's no big deal but I know you're not sleeping."

"I want you to feel safe. You have to rest."

"Look, if I bring you a hot chocolate and a blanket..?"

"Do you want me ... to stay here? While you sleep?"

"Stop! Enough! You can't do this any more!"

"If you don't get some sleep, it's going to kill you."

"I want to help you, can't you see that?"

"I dosed your coffee with sleeping pills. Sorry."

"I'm going to make sure you sleep."

"You have to rest, end of story, zip, nothing else."

"Alright, I have you. Close your eyes, and take a deep, calm breath."

"I'm going to sing you a lullaby."

[xi0v]

@ignesfatuii s.c

From   a   quiet   distance,   she   watched   him.   While   he   sat   pon   the   pristine   white   sofa,   Though   Xion   had   grown   comfortable   with   Roxas   and   Axel   she   was   still   a   bit   shy   when   it   came   to   the   other   organization   members.

Zexion   was   no   exception   but   for   some   reason   she   found   him   less….   intimidating?

Maybe   that   was   why   she   found   herself   so   intrigued.

And   so,   Number   XIV   STARED.

[ignesfatuii]

At first, he tried to simply ignore her. This... Thing that Vexen had manifested, supposedly still a secret project to the others, had taken on a personification of her own... But what was her purpose, again? He had tuned out the scientist's explanation after a while.

The longer she stared, the more he felt... (felt..?) ...a bit annoyed.

The least Vexen could have done was teach her some basic manners.

"It is very rude to stare," he muttered, turning the page of his book pointedly. "If you have something to say, say it already."

[ignesfatuii]

| i could bring an ienzo verse here... thinking about it... would y'all be interested in that?

[ignesfatuii]

Waving at the stranger to get his attention, a cheerful expression came on the knight's face at meeting someone new. "It's super swell to meet ya, I'm Goofy!

Ah, a... Giant talking dog...? Well, he supposed he'd seen stranger.

"... You're a companion of the keyblade master," he said slowly. "... What business do you have here?"

[ignesfatuii]

"I don't want to be special or perfect, I just want to be a person."

Adult.

"We're not going to be anything if you keep slacking off," he muttered, turning the page of his book.

"... If it's so important to you, I suggest you work harder. Otherwise we'll all be stuck here."

[memepocalypse]

Talk To Me Like An Adult

For those relationships where you have to deal with lifelong expectations, families, partners etc.

"I'm never going to be all the things you want me to be."

"I just want you to be happy..."

"I don't want you waking up one morning sad about the choices you made."

"I have to live my own life."

"Despite my flaws, I'm basically an honest, decent person."

"Can't you just love me for that?"

"I already love you."

"Can you forgive me?"

"You go through life not thinking."

"When are you going to grow up and accept some responsibility?"

"If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I'm going to throw you out."

"You have to let me find my own place in the world."

"There's nothing wrong with the person I am."

"Yeah, it's taking me a little time to figure myself out."

"No matter who you are, I'll always love you."

"I know that you want to do right by me."

"You need to apologise and beg for forgiveness."

"I wouldn't hurt you for the world."

"I'm all ready to go."

"I want there to be something out there for me."

"I don't want forget about it, I don't want to forget about you."

"I'm not a perfect angel, I make mistakes."

"I want you to know that you're special."

"I don't want to be special or perfect, I just want to be a person."

"We need to be able to talk about things like this!"

"Sometimes I need to remember you as you were, not as you are."

"Of course I love you, but you're still who you were before."

"When did you go? When did you learn that?"

"You call me, the moment you get there."

"Every other week, like I promised."

[memepocalypse]

Now They're Back

For muses that vanished. Sometimes physically, sometimes metaphorical.

"I... I missed you."

"Why were you gone for so long?"

"What... what happened to you?"

"Where do you go, when this happens?"

"It's like you vanished. I was alone..."

"I'm so glad you're back."

"You don't know how empty it was without you."

"I felt totally alone."

"I wish you wouldn't disappear like that."

"I get scared when you're not here, you know?"

"Oh. You're back."

"When did you get back here?"

"You have to tell me when you're leaving, you can't just go!"

"I don't want you to vanish on me again."

"You aren't meant to just leave."

"We're meant to work on things together. I know you're stressed..."

"If you leave again, it's over."

"You have to stop checking out."

"I hate seeing you disappear like that..."

"You need to get help for this. Leaving... it isn't normal."

"You shouldn't be wanting to vanish all the time."

"I wish you would tell me when you're drifting away."

"I have to make sure you're okay. I can't do that if you're not here."

"Let me in. I can help. Please?"

"You're in there. I know you are."

"Let me - let me keep you grounded."

"I have to take your hand, and you have to focus on it."

"Don't leave me again. Don't - don't go."

"Hey. I'm here. You need to stay here with me."

"... will you come back?"

[memepocalypse]

Dreams and their Meanings

For those who have weird dreams... prophetic or not.

"I had a weird dream."

"I keep having strange dreams."

"I dreamt about you..."

"Why do I always see you in my dreams?"

"I dreamt about a deep abyss that nobody could cross."

"I dreamt I was falling."

"I dreamt you took me hand, and caught me..."

"Whenever I dream, it seems you are there to save me..."

"Whenever I dream, it feels like you are my enemy."

"I had an awful nightmare."

"I kept running down empty corridors, but I could never get anywhere."

"I kept seeing all these faces, watching, laughing..."

"I don't - I don't want to talk about what I saw."

"Don't laugh about it, please..."

"What do you dream of?"

"Do you dream of me?"

"Do you think it means anything? Any of it?"

"I know what I saw. I know it matters."

"I just need to figure out what it all means, why I keep seeing it."

"It's not funny! I - I woke up - so scared -"

"Do they know I'm here? Did they see me? They were everywhere..."

"I'm - dreaming all the time -"

"I don't want to sleep, I don't want to see it all again."

"My teeth were falling out and I couldn't scream -"

"Everybody saw me. They talked about me. I was there, in front of them..."

"I don't want to dream again. I can't."

"I just - can't rest. Not right now."

"I know it all means something. Why would I keep seeing that?"

"Every time I close my eyes... they're waiting for me."

"It's not a nightmare. It's real."

[ignesfatuii]

| imagine coming face to face with this guy in a dark alley and he literally just holds up a container of fish and asks for directions to barnes and noble.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM SHREK *  assorted dialogue from the 2001 film, adjust as necessary

two things, okay? shut... up.

you didn't slay the dragon?

some of you may die... but it's a sacrifice i am willing to make.

they judge me before they even know me. that's why i'm better off alone.

how will you kiss me?

that wasn't in the job description!

what is so funny?

let's just say... i'm not your type.

pick me! pick me!

i've got a dragon and i'm not afraid to use it!

now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

it's a compliment! better out than in, i always say.

you can't tell me you're afraid of heights.

let's do that again!

what's that? it's hideous.

only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!

well, technically, you're not a king.

the battle is won.

so where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?

hey, don't look at me. i didn't invite them.

it's on my to-do list!

you're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying!

that's not the point!

huh, celebrity marriages. they never last, do they?

that'll do, [name]. that'll do.

you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

well, that's not very nice. it's just a donkey.

where are you going? the exit's over there!

i have to save my ass.

what kind of a knight are you?

i was talking about the dragon.

man, this would be so much easier if i wasn't color-blind.

we can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... i'm making waffles!

whoa, look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

that... would be my home.

i think i need a hug.

you're a monster!

we were forced to come here!

you know, you're really quite a decorator!

it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget!

i like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.

you know, not everybody likes onions.

everybody loves cake!

i don't care what everyone likes!

have you ever met a person, you say, "let's get some parfait," they say, "hell no, i don't like parfait."

end of story! bye bye! see ya later!

parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

it talks?

i'm not the monster here, you are!

now tell me, where are the others!

eat me!

i've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end.

all right then! who's hiding them?

oh you're going to love it there.

men of his stature are in short supply.

it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!

hey, what's your problem [name], what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?

i'll find those stairs.

look, i'm not the one with the problem, okay? it's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

do you think he's maybe compensating for something?

hey, where're you going?

oh man, i can't feel my toes!

take a look at me. what am i?

doesn't that bother you?

man, i like you. what's your name?

you're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

there you are, doing it again!

oh... oh this is all my fault.

you can't do this to me! i'm too young for you to die!

you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off, my mouth was open and everything.

believe me, if it was me... you'd be dead.

i steal from the rich and give to the needy.

man, that was annoying.

i was sent to rescue you.

i'm supposed to be rescued by my true love!

your job is not my problem.

you love this woman, don't you?

i don't want to rush into a physical relationship.

like that's ever gonna happen!

why are you following me?

stop singing!

it's no wonder you don't have any friends!

[glacetheory]

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ind. sel. VEXEN from kingdom hearts.

crossover/oc friendly. multiple verse.