Lyrics from Nicknackatory by Mr. B. gently transformed into starters
"First of all we must establish contact."
"I've no thirst for fame or a lavish contract."
"I'm a chappie with a sunny disposition."
"I've a taste for fine wine or a funny expedition."
"To the club or to the bordello with a sweet tobacco smell."
"I can taste it as we speak, it sstays with me for weeks!"
"The simple things in life come when I paid for all my geep."
"When some others take a peek they form quite a clique."
"It takes a squeaking off their wish to see my fail."
"But the weaknesses of some can leave them rather overcome."
"Their jealousies can rather stop them from keeping mum."
"So they bleat all their grievances up and down the avenue."
"Replete with my riposte to keep me from grabbing you."
"I've no need to haze for my life is amazing!"
"The world's my nicknackatory."
"It's so frightfully keen."
"Yours is another story."
"It's really rather mean."
"You may bathe in my glory."
"The dross one has to hear as one's stock grows more."
"Is the cross one has to bear and a frightful bore."
"The world is my toyshop, it makes your ploy stop."
"I got a Japanese robot in a bow tie to serve me tea, biscuits, cake, and sherry."
"The very thought of employment thwarts my enjoyment of port so I deploy some more booze, remain buoyant!"
"I demand booze, and I demand cake."
"I'm always to share, as I care for the chums that I make."
"I recline in a fine pair of tweed plus fours."
"I care not whose dander I get up, I'm set up for life."
"As my quill has more might than the knife."
"The strife the naysayers cause me bores me blue!"
"Let them eat cake, and let me eat it too!"
"All the haters, and their maters, throw your hands up at me!"
"All the waiters bring their plates and try not to upset me."
"If your nose can't take a tweak, or you find my words oblique; then get back to your bitter pit, because I've turned the other cheek!"