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Hello! Welcome to memepocalypse. This is a tumblr rp resource blog which will be posting memes, ask games and more! Please make sure to send the memes to the person who is reblogging it and not me.

My name is Jay, I'm over 25, nb (they/them pronouns only please!) Asks are currently open for suggestions!

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If you see this on your dash, it's your sign to send a nice message to one of your favourite roleplayers.

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Send, "So this is the goodbye I get?" for a letter sender is given after receiver commited suicide.

aka, receiver's character left a note after they took their own life; sender gets to know what it says.

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Just want to say thank you for all the wonderful content you make for us here. It really makes my day to see and use your prompts, and clearly you put a lot of thought and care into what you make^^

Thank you, this is really kind!

I started this blog because I could never find the memes I wanted, which is one of the reasons a lot of them are angst focused. I liked when I was able to drop one a day but it just became untenable and I'm much preferring just throwing something on here when I have an idea.

I'm an active writer at the moment and I experience so much joy seeing folks use the memes that I wrote!

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Send, "You're okay, just breathe for me." for sender to find receiver in the midst of a panic attack!

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Worried About You

For when you don't know how it's going to end. Trigger warnings for hinted/implied suicidality/loss of life/self injury

"Are you going to come back?"

"Make me a promise. That's all I ask."

"I know that you're scared, and that's fine, but... there's more than one way out."

"I need you to stay. Even if that's selfish."

"I've never been so scared in my life, and it's because of you."

"I don't know what I'd do without you."

"Can you let me see? I... please?"

"This isn't right. That you feel like this."

"I want to make this better and I don't know how."

"That hollow feeling inside you isn't meant to be there."

"I'm not saying therapy would fix this but it wouldn't hurt."

"Don't make me say goodbye. I'm not ready."

"There are better choices. Bigger choices."

"Your mind is lying to you. I wish you could believe me."

"It's not that I want to leave, I'm just... tired."

"You don't understand what it's like in my head."

"Everything is just... so fuckin' much. All the time."

"Everyone's worrying about nothing."

"I just don't know why I'm not trusted to make my own decisions."

"I hope to God you never feel the way I feel."

"I know how this all ends."

"It was always going to end this way, that's okay."

"I want to be at peace."

"Everyone acts like it's so fucking easy, but it's not."

"Would you just, uh... sit with me? For a bit?"

"I'm not saying goodbye, okay?"

"You look at me like I'm a dead man walking."

"My heart is racing and I don't know how to calm it."

"Is this it? Is this all there is?"

"I want you to know, what it feels like. But that feels cruel. Because I don't want anyone else to ever, ever feel like this. Yet I want you to know. Does that make me an asshole?"

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Reblog this if you understand roleplayers are human, so they will occasionally post vent/ooc posts and that's okay.

we're not required to be perfect all the time.

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// Hi folks; I'm not claiming to be back, especially not how I used to be. However I've become interested in writing again... which means you might see the occasional thing pop up from here. Let me know if there's anything you'd like to see.

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Reblog this if you want suggestions of new blogs to write with!

Share your favourite blogs, underrated writers, folks you think deserve more interactions!

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Send, "You told me this had stopped." for sender to find receiver with alcohol.

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Bad at Magic

For those whom it does not come naturally to

"I can cast it! Just give me a minute!"

"Why can't I do this? Why can't I do this?!"

"It shouldn't be this hard! Everyone else seems to find it easy enough..."

"All I wanted was to be a wizard, and now..?"

"Maybe I'm not cut out for magic."

"Everyone's blasting off spells left and right and I can barely cast fireball."

"Every movement is perfect, why isn't it working!"

"The Gods hate me."

"All that study, all that time... for nothing."

"Ow! Goddamnit! I burnt my fingertips again."

"Don't backfire please don't backfire please..."

"I've got this, I can do this, it's not going to hurt this time -"

"Am I getting the evocation wrong? Am I saying it badly?"

"I just don't know why it doesn't work."

"Every single time I do this it blows up in my face."

"Indocrinus - wait no that's not right -"

"I can feel the power coursing through me, then it just... fizzles out."

"The magic feels... wrong. To me."

"There are easier ways I could do this, but I want to do it right."

"I feel the pull of the dark magics. The ones that are... easy."

"Why is it so bad to use the shadows? They want me to use them."

"Magic won't obey me. I cannot force it to. Yet there is another..."

"Dark magic this, evil magic that. Its all magic, isn't it?"

"After all, why shouldn't I?"

"You can tell me it's bad all day but it's magic I can do!"

"I know I can control it, I know I can..."

"Just... help me. Please? I want to be good at this."

"I want to learn magic to help people! To do good!"

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King of the World

Lyrics from King of the World by First Aid Kit gently modified into starters.

"It was ten in the morning."

"I was laughing at something at the airport terminal."

"It was nine in the evening."

"I was sitting crying to you over the phone."

"I was passing the border from a state to another..."

"It was filled with people whom I couldn't help to relate to."

"We stopped awhile at a roadside restaurant."

"The waitress was sitting outside smoking in her car."

"She had that look of total fear in her eyes."

"We drove away from there."

"She looked at me and she smiled."

"I keep running around."

"I keep trying to find the ground."

"But my head is in the stars."

"My feet are in the sky."

"Oh I'm nobody's baby."

"I'm everybody's girl."

"I'm the queen of nothing."

"I'm the king of the world."

"Once you asked me well what's my biggest fear."

"I'm afraid that things would always remain so unclear."

"I'm afraid that one day I'd wake up all alone."

"I'd have a big family and emptiness deep in my bones."

"That I would be so blinded, turn a deaf ear."

"I'm afraid that my fake laugh would suddenly sound sincere."

"Now I wasn't born for anything."

"I wasn't born to say anything."

"I'm just here now and soon I'll be gone."

"Now every day, there's a short intermission."

"While I sleep, they start dimming the lights."

"But I've seen everything I ever want to see."

"Screaming "Fire!" in a theater, people taking their seats!"

"Watch it all go down like a stone in a stream."

"If you fall for your reflection, you will drown in a dream."

"Tell me something real! Tell me something true!"

"I just want to feel there's something left that I can do."

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Send, "My liege." for a royalty/kingdom au for our characters!

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The Monster They Held At Bay

For the hero turned villain.

"You should all be very, very afraid."

"The one who has nothing to live for is not afraid to die."

"Do you know what these hands could do to you?"

"I was once your hero. Now... now you quake before me."

"Isn't it sweet? Nobody's coming to save you."

"You're crying out for me... oh, yes."

"I am your death. What a sweet relief it will be."

"Everyone always calls out for me. Nobody really cares."

"You're all selfish, every single one of you."

"Did you not think, what might happen? When I was the last one?"

"The winner stands alone. Alone..."

"Your hero. That's what you called me, once..."

"Isn't it funny, how you cower, how you whimper?"

"I wanted nothing more than to save you all. What a blind fool."

"You reek of failure. Your final breath... enjoy it."

"These powers. These... abilities. To keep you safe. Now..."

"Why should I give a damn about good and kind any more?"

"We do what we must to survive."

"When you were singing my name... it was all self preservation."

"The doctor who takes the organ from the adult to save the child..."

"What makes me a monster, hm? I see it, in your eyes. The monster."

"I am reflected in all of you, every one. Selfish. Greedy. Human."

"When the whole world quakes at my feet, then I will be... satisfied."

"Power. It corrupts, they said. No... it makes you see."

"I see you all as you truly are. I see all of it."

"The power I wield will make the world better. An empty world."

"I wanted to save everyone, once. What a foolish endeavor."

"I loved. I lost. I hurt. I was... human. Now? I am a God."

"Fall before me. Beg. Cry. Plead. It won't change the outcome."

"And they wept... they wept for freedom, for peace... they wept to be saved... and I? I saved them. I saved them all."

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Nicknackatory

Lyrics from Nicknackatory by Mr. B. gently transformed into starters

"We're back!"

"First of all we must establish contact."

"I've no thirst for fame or a lavish contract."

"I'm a chappie with a sunny disposition."

"I've a taste for fine wine or a funny expedition."

"To the club or to the bordello with a sweet tobacco smell."

"I can taste it as we speak, it sstays with me for weeks!"

"The simple things in life come when I paid for all my geep."

"When some others take a peek they form quite a clique."

"It takes a squeaking off their wish to see my fail."

"But the weaknesses of some can leave them rather overcome."

"Their jealousies can rather stop them from keeping mum."

"So they bleat all their grievances up and down the avenue."

"Replete with my riposte to keep me from grabbing you."

"I've no need to haze for my life is amazing!"

"The world's my nicknackatory."

"It's so frightfully keen."

"Yours is another story."

"It's really rather mean."

"You may bathe in my glory."

"Maybe we'll be chums."

"The dross one has to hear as one's stock grows more."

"Is the cross one has to bear and a frightful bore."

"The world is my toyshop, it makes your ploy stop."

"A place of joy!"

"I got a Japanese robot in a bow tie to serve me tea, biscuits, cake, and sherry."

"The very thought of employment thwarts my enjoyment of port so I deploy some more booze, remain buoyant!"

"I demand booze, and I demand cake."

"I'm always to share, as I care for the chums that I make."

"I recline in a fine pair of tweed plus fours."

"I care not whose dander I get up, I'm set up for life."

"As my quill has more might than the knife."

"The strife the naysayers cause me bores me blue!"

"Let them eat cake, and let me eat it too!"

"All the haters, and their maters, throw your hands up at me!"

"All the waiters bring their plates and try not to upset me."

"If your nose can't take a tweak, or you find my words oblique; then get back to your bitter pit, because I've turned the other cheek!"

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Send, [Wipeout!] for sender to trip over and land on receiver.

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Swearing

This is just a list of curse words for any particularly acerbic characters. Uh... do I need a trigger tag for this?

"Fuck."

"Cunt."

"Wanker."

"Bollocks!"

"Dick."

"Knob."

"Turd."

"Shit."

"Whore."

"Bitch."

"Bastard."

"Motherfucker."

"Fuckface."

"Asswipe."

"Douche."

"Cock."

"Cocksucker."

"Shit for brains."

"Arsehole."

"Ass."

"Arse."

"Twat."

"Dickhead."

"Fuck a duck."

"Slut."

"Penis."

"Pussy."

"Balls."

"Nuts."

"Douchecanoe."