I have a lot of free time.

My name is Jana. (It rhymes with "banana.") I embroidered something for my sister for Christmas. Then it got a little out of hand. These are my mediocre embroidery projects. All projects were handmade with love and a lot of swearing. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-40311717-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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Introducing my X-Files prayer candles!! You have Scully, the Patron Saint of Skepticism, and Mulder, the Patron Saint of Believing!

And! The "I Want to Believe" poster! Candles can be found here!

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Who better to be the Patron Saint of Awesomeness than Chris Pratt? No one. That’s who.

(Feat. Lil’ Sebastian. RIP)

(Found here!)

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is: The Patron Saint of Space!

(Found here!)

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Meet the Patron Saint of Danger, Sterling Archer!

(Found here!)

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This is the David Tennant prayer candle I made for my friend’s birthday!

(It can be purchased here.)

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I made a Daria prayer candle. 

(You can but it here if you feel so inclined.)

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Dikembe.

(Pardon the quick spam of some of my #bledvest patches. Round one is all of my Tiny Engines patches.)

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Somos.

(Pardon the quick spam of some of my #bledvest patches. Round one is all of my Tiny Engines patches.)

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Cayetana.

(Pardon the quick spam of some of my #bledvest patches. Round one is all of my Tiny Engines patches.)

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The Hotelier.

(Pardon the quick spam of some of my #bledvest patches. Round one is all of my Tiny Engines patches.)

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Bled Fest is something I look forward to every year, so much so that I buy the early bird tickets without knowing who’s even playing. It’s one of the best run festivals ever. And everyone at Fusion Shows knows what they’re doing, so it’s always an amazing time. I could sing their praises all day.

This year, about a month before Bled Fest I got this crazy idea to embroider a ton of patches and put them on a vest. I’m really stoked with how it turned out.

(To be honest, I mostly made so I could refer to it as my “bled vest” any chance I got.) 

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Meet the newest edition to my Etsy page! 

I really love these and I‘m really happy with how they turned out! 

(Here’s hoping they don’t get taken down like some other candle I was selling...)

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I really like making things for people. And I think this is hilarious. My friend finally received her birthday present and said I was "insane" for making her this.

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Maybe some day l stop making weird shit in Photoshop. But today is not that day. I got the keys to my new apartment today and in preparation I put together a cookbook for me and my roommate. This is the cover of said cookbook.

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I made this for my Mom’s birthday. She loves Norman Reedus in The Walking Dead (she says Daryl Dixon is her boyfriend), so now we have a candle to light every time there’s a new episode. (Candles can be found here!)

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I made my friend Sean a Marilyn Manson prayer candle. Don't act like you don't want one.

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Guys. Look. I’m hoping to have my Etsy page up and running by either this weekend or by next weekend. I’ll probably put these up but give people the option to pick what burger they want