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Fixed Signs & Loyalty
I just want to talk a bit further about the fixed signs and how they feel about loyalty as well as being betrayed. As we head through the fixed signs, it’s as though the more stubborn traits become weaker almost? For example within archetypes, Taurus is the bull, the most openly stubborn fixed sign you can find. Then as we hit Aquarius, it becomes internal and their stubbornness will not be as exaggerated. (Sun & Mars mostly but others should be considered)
Taurus: People with personal planets in Taurus see loyalty as a given. They automatically trust everyone & will stay that way unless something drastic changes their mind. They’re the most loyal people you can find and will literally stick by your side through thick and thin, even if you wouldn’t necessarily do the same. They’re fiercely protective of their loved ones and things they care about. If you betray or shame them or people they love, they will turn, and become the bull they’re ever so famous for being. They’ll keep a cool head while ripping you apart. Don’t cross them.
Leo: People with personal planets in Leo see trust and loyalty as something that needs to be earned, and won’t give it out to just anyone. They, like Taurus, are fiercely protective of loved ones and will waste no time in crushing anyone that crosses them. They will attack when their ego is bruised, or if you try to test the fact that they’re above everyone else. Leo will knock you down several sizes if you try to square up, providing you can even reach their level. Watch yourself.
Scorpio: People with personal planets in Scorpio are literally ride or die for their loved ones, but you won’t ever hear about it. You’ll see it when someone crosses you and Scorpio is there to take the hits and sting them right back. You’ll feel it when you find out that one person that was talking behind your back, no longer talks. You have a constant protector, and a fierce one at that. They’ll stare into someone’s soul and set it on fire right in front of your eyes. Be careful.
Aquarius: People with personal planets in Aquarius are the silent defenders. Their loyalty is shown through being there if you need them rather than being there all the time. They’re the people you can call if you’re stuck and they’re by your side within 5 minutes. They’re the people who will say yes to anything you suggest, just because they want you to be happy. They won’t attack for you, but god help you if you cross them or ones they care about. They’ll destroy anyone in their path, but only ever on the defense. Tread lightly.
Positive things about the signs:
Aries: cheerful people and make everyone around them laugh or feel happier
Taurus: The people who are happy with the simple but meaningful things in life, a nice meal, hangin with friends/family/bf/gf, a good laugh..
Gemini: Amazing socializers, literally can meet anybody and strike up a conversation that’s not awkward at all and flows so well like how??? Really funny btw
Cancer: Always there for you, cares about people like no other sign. mysterious and sweet
Leo: treats their friends well, will compliment them a lot and are creative/cheerful people who make life a lil more interesting
Virgo: extremely dedicated people wether it be relationships, religion, or work etc.
Libra: super fun people, really funny and has a lot of friends and has good style
Scorpio: passionate people, struggle emotionally a lot but are really strong
Sagittarius: fearless people who don’t let anything stop them, really rebellious and never boring
Capricorn: great sense of rude humor, probably offensive to others but I think they’re hilarous and honest
Aquarius: out of this world weird but amazing people, blunt and funny and super open minded
Pisces: accepting people, will be friends with anyone who’s kind to them and aren’t judgemental
Why can't the Venus signs commit
Because there’ll always be someone better: Virgo, libra, Cancer
Because all relationships will become dull: Aries,Aquarius
Because I simply want to have fun: Sagittarius, Gemini
Because I don't want to get hurt: Scorpio, Pisces
Because no one knows me better than me: Leo, Capricorn, Taurus
*aspects, houses, and other planets will effect this as well. It’ll all depend on the individual and how the energy will manifest is up to them*
Fuck....
This: Aries, Sagittarius
That: Leo, Virgo
You: Cancer, Gemini
Me: Scorpio, Taurus
My Life: Capricorn, Libra
All of the Above: Pisces, Aquarius
the signs introverted vs. extroverted
Aries: introverted: shy but bubbly and really nice, likes to spend a lot of time with those they know and love, doesn’t like to leave the house too much, might be lazy extroverted: loud, might seem rude, but really they’re just honest, isn’t afraid to speak up for themselves ot those they love, alway doing something, loves adventures
Taurus: introverted: very reserved, will want to you to do the first step, generally just doesn’t like meeting new people and likes to spend time indoors, most likely a music lover extroverted: optimistic fluff balls, friends with EVERYONE, emotional but positive thinkers, love to go out a lot, especially near nature
Gemini: introverted: might seem kind of distant, doesn’t like to talk about their emotions even when they’re sad, emotional, but really good with children extroverted: very intelligent and quick thinking, comes up with the best ideas and solutions to problems, talks to many people and has a lot of friends, likes to be busy, work on something
Cancer: introverted: shy, but smiles quite a lot, still able to make friends easily, but uses earbuds a lot and likes to have someone they know around them most of the time extroverted: liked by everyone, makes people laugh, likes to spend time with children (and children love them), natural story teller
Leo: introverted: resting bitch face, actually cares a lot though, might not have problems with going outside or anything but doesn’t talk to many people extroverted: talks to pretty much ANYONE, big and kind heart, buys gifts for friends, does the ebst sleepovers/ parties
Virgo: introverted: doesn’t like to go outside too often, probably looks like they don’t even want to talk to you, actually cares though, seems busy, always working on something, perfectionist extroverted: kind of weird, talks a lot, but often it’s also about some serious topics, curious person and likes to learn, judgemental, but can appreceate things as well
Libra: introverted: thinks a lot, home oriented, sensitive, will be nice to you even if they don’t like you, super shy, usually good at playing musical instrument extroverted: fearless (except spiders), isn’t afraid to do pretty much anything, nothing can stop them, likes to flirt, probably really popular among their friends, kind to everyone
Scorpio: introverted: talkative, uses sarcasm or has offensive sense of humour, really confident in themselves, isn’t afraid to speak up, actually very intelligent most of the time extroverted: v reserved, quiet, looks tough, actually cares a lot, might complain often, home anf family oriented, sometimes tends to overthink
Sagittarius: introverted: looks serious and professional, hardworking person, cares a lot about their appereance and the way they show themselves, nervous easily extroverted: very competitive, loud, they’re ‘everywhere’, looks confident, is confident, being in love with them is one huge adventure
Capricorn: introverted: the very definition of socially awkward, really doesn’t talk much, usually passionate about something and they spend a lot of time doing it, the biggest ovethinkers you’ll ever meet extroverted: might look mean or selfish, but they’re literally the funniest people ever, pays for food, loves to go to parties, cares about their appereance a lot
Aquarius: introverted: most likely good at math, really doesn’t talk much, doesn’t like to leave the house too much, has their own world, might tend to be a bit naive, confused 25/8 extroverted: one of the most talkative people you’ll ever meet, super curious, likes to go on adventures and hang out with their friends a lot, kind of nerds, but really sweet
Pisces: introverted: people still love them, looks tough but is very emotional and sensitive, hardworking, 98% of the time, they have something with themselves that reminds them of home extroverted: leader material, likes to be the centre of the attention, amazing acting skills, makes friends easily, smiles a lot
THE SIGNS WHEN A SERIAL KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE
ARIES: literally doesn't care and just sits on the couch chillin
TAURUS: runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge
GEMINI: makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realises gemini is cool and they go out to maccas
CANCER: tries to hide but starts crying and gets found
LEO: pretends not to be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out of the house tho
VIRGO: loses their ish but defends themself well
LIBRA: attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips up over a cat and ends up getting caught
SCORPIO: kills the killer
SAGITTARIUS: makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killers accomplice
CAPRICORN: is the killer
AQUARIUS: screams *make me a sandwich asshole* at the killer
PISCES: just stands there frozen, legit just doesnt move
The "doesn't care about winning but doesn't want to lose" squad
Pisces, Sagittarius, Taurus, Aquarius, Libra, Cancer
why you are single
aries: you come off as too strong
taurus: all you do is stay home get the fuck out and mingle
gemini: relationship hopper
cancer: your fantasies of who people are let you down
leo: everyone bores the fuck out of you
virgo: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE EVERYONE
libra: you smothered the fuck out of your last partner
scorpio: you’re a sex machine w/ issues
sagittarius: attention span of a gold fish
capricorn: you want security not a relationship
aquarius: stop going after the wounded
pisces: trust issues
Be worried like hell when....
Aries: they start tapping on something
Taurus: they start pacing back and forth and don't want to be touched
Gemini: you don't hear shit from them
Cancer: they delete you from their contact list
Leo: they attempt to grab an object
Virgo: they walk away then come right back
Libra: you say something to them and they cut you off faster someone at an auction
Scorpio: they stare at you with their nostrils extended
Sagittarius: they don't want you around...period
Capricorn: you're speaking to them on the phone and they hang up on your ass
Aquarius: they ignore you and act like your nothing more than a fart in the wind
Pisces: they don't want to hear nothing but a specific answer to the question they asked you
the signs' current moods
Aries: tryin swim through choppy waves
Taurus: ant petrified in amber
Gemini: too many things in one bag
Cancer: forgetting to turn off the faucet and then realizing the sink is overflowing an hour later
Leo: smol bird w/ loud voice at 6 a.m.
Virgo: nails on chalkboard
Libra: a particularly smooth pebble on the beach
Scorpio: the inevitable collapse of the universe
Sagittarius: walking straight into a glass door
Capricorn: pen running out of ink
Aquarius: spontaneous rainstorms when u don't have an umbrella
Pisces: accidentally going into hiberation
quotes about love for the venus signs
aries venus love isn’t something you find. love is something that finds you - loretta young
taurus venus the best thing to hold onto in life is each other - audrey hepburn gemini venus let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love - mother teresa cancer venus a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love - max muller
leo venus love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own - H jackson brown, jr. virgo venus love is like the wind, you can’t see it, but you can feel it - nicholas sparks
libra venus the sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love - jean de la bruyere scorpio venus sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye - H jackson brown, jr.
sagittarius venus love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition - alexander smith
capricorn venus true love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen - francois de la rochefoucauld
aquarius venus immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ mature love says ‘I need you because I love you’ - erich fromm
pisces venus love is life. and if you miss love, you miss life - leo buscaglia
don’t know your venus sign? try here
When Shit Happens
Deals with it: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius Panics + Over-analyzes it: Cancer, Leo, Gemini Doesn’t realize that shit is going down: Libra, Taurus, Aries Life is not fair! *escapes reality into dreamland*: Pisces Knew shit was gonna happen and prevented it from happening: Capricorn, Aquarius
adapted from this post
how to tell if the signs like you
venus: how you act in love and relationships. feminine energies (typically, females express their venus more than their mars when showing romantic interest, as venus is a feminine and passive planet and projects femininity*)
mars: sexual attraction, passion and anger. masculine energies (typically, males express their venus more than their mars when showing romantic interest, as mars is a masculine and active planet and projects masculinity*)
(if you don’t know their venus or mars signs, look here)
Venus
aries: they are not subtle. if they like you, they will be outright flirting and not really trying to hide it. they lose interest quickly, so if you’re keeping the conversation alive and keeping them interested, good on you. if they’re trying to keep the conversation flowing, especially when there could be a awkward pause in a conversation, that’s a sign that they could be into you.
taurus: will be very loyal to you and act almost like they’re in a relationship already. they spend a lot of their time with you/talking to you, and seem committed to you already. they can be quite touchy-feely, so if they are being cuddly or trying to hold hands or other tactile methods, they could be interested.
gemini: can be a bit of a natural flirt, they’ll make witty comments and probably initiate a lot of the conversation. they like to be intellectually stimulated, so if you can keep up with them on whatever subject they’ve led you to and voice your own (well-educated on the subject) opinions, they’ll be more interested. if they do like you, when the conversation runs to a halt, they will try to continue it by asking something new/starting a new topic. they won’t let the conversation run out with someone they like.
cancer: they will really try to get to know you emotionally, so that they can understand you more deeply and bond with you, and so that they can care for you in an appropriate way. these people are the types who would bake you cookies and come over with the whole happy potter series if you’re feeling down. they can be quite friendly to everyone, but they’ll be trying to spend as much time with you as possible if they’re interested in you.
leo: they will really play up their emotions and give their 110% into your relationship even if there’s nothing romantic going on yet. they don’t like to be bored, and will be trying to keep you entertained - with them as the entertainer - so you don’t have to be bored either. they will be very loving and adoring and will expect the same in return. if you seem to be holding back the love, they might get quite frustrated if they like you.
virgo: they’ll try to change you to be a better person, they’ll point out your flaws and try to help you be the best version of you. they will really want to get to know you first, so if they like you, a lot of time will be spent getting to know you as deeply as possible. they like to know who they’re dealing with before jumping into a relationship. they can also be quite shy, and aren’t the likeliest sign to tell you how they feel first.
libra: it can be quite hard to tell, because these are the typical sociable and sometimes an ‘accidental flirt’ types. if they’re really interested in you, what may change from their normal behaviour is that they may become a little bit more clingy. they’ll want to make sure that you feel comfortable, and will be polite and well-mannered around you.
scorpio: can either be quite bold, or very shy. either way, they’re likely to spend a lot of time gazing at you. the shy types will try to get into situations where they’re near you, but they might not necessarily say anything for their nervousness, and will usually be a little distance away from you, staring at the ground and blushing if you’re looking at them. the type that are more direct will be very direct, and will probably outright flirt with you and make it quite clear that they like you - it is really hard to miss.
sagittarius: they’ll want to know a lot about you, all your views, all your opinions. they’ll want to go places with you and have adventures. they’re very social, but in a social situation that includes the person they like, they will spend more time around them and try to initiate conversations with them. they’re not shy either, and might just prefer to tell you their feelings outright instead of waiting for you to make a move.
capricorn: really bad at flirting!! don’t know how to do it! it might happen accidentally with people they don’t like romantically, but they just can’t figure it out with people they do like. they’ll ask a lot of questions, try to find out what you’re like, what your future plans are, get to know you really well. they might get a little upset if you’re talking to someone else instead of them all the time or put them in second place. they might initiate conversation, but if it trails off and they feel that they’re annoying you, they’d let it die unless you bring it back again.
aquarius: they’ll tell you a lot about themselves, so that you know how interesting they are and how much fun they can be. they don’t like clinginess, so don’t expect messages from them 24/7, but if they’re talking to you and initiating conversations a lot of the time thats a good sign that they’re interested. they might want to introduce you to their friends, or take you places with them like social gatherings and parties.
pisces: they usually go out of their way to help their friends anyway, but will be extra attentive to someone they like. they’ll want to get to know you, asking mostly trivial things, and will keep the mood quite light for the most of the time, but will sometimes slip into really deep conversations and try to see a side of you that other people don’t.
Mars
aries: can be really excitable and try to show off. will be more optimistic than normal, they’ll try get you involved in everything. If they aren’t big on games, they may just tell you outright - it takes a little persuasion and courage on their part and you allowing them to feel comfortable around you, but they would rather just tell you outright than leave it to guessing.
taurus: can be a little possessive of you, also quite likely to be pretty touchy-feely and would want to spend a lot of time with you in person. can be a little demanding and might want you to talk to them all the time if they like you. if they like you, they’d get very jealous when you spend time with another guy and it would be preeetty obvious.
gemini: they like change, so if they’re still talking to you after a while, then you’re probably in the clear. they don’t like being bored, so if they like you, they’d be initiating conversations and asking questions and not letting the conversation die.
cancer: will talk to you a lot, and it’ll be quite obvious if they like you. they’ll want to spend time with you and will look for excuses to talk to you or see you more often. they will try to make you feel safe, and the amount of time they want to spend with you could come off as a little bit clingy sometimes but they just want to be there with you for everything.
leo: is really romantic in the sense that they’ll make you their number one priority and since they’re very dramatic, they’ll probably attempt a lot of impressive gestures to win your favour. they’re very prideful, so if they’re sharing information about themselves which could lead to their downfall (personal info that not many people know), it shows that they trust you.
virgo: if they can really relax with you, that’s amazing. they find it hard to chill out and stop over-analysing things, so if your company makes them able to relax, you’re definitely something special to them (whether romantic or platonic). they’ll notice all the little details about you and remember everything, and they’ll use their memory to show how much they care.
libra: can be quite flirty in general, they’re people pleasers. they’ll want to spend time one on one, and they’ll listen to you and try to find out everything about you. they hate to be alone, and if you’re the person they often pick to spend time with/accompany them somewhere, they may like you.
scorpio: very powerful and intense, they’ll want to spend a lot of time with you and can be very jealous. they have very strong feelings in general, if you’re lucky enough to know all about their inner feelings and they tell you all of their deepest, darkest secrets, they might be interested.
sagittarius: will try to become your friend first and scope you out, make sure you’re able to keep up in intellectual conversations. they would share all their opinions on as many different topics as they can, and always be up for a good debate. they’re quite likely to just actually tell you their feelings if they do have any for you, as they’re very to the point and don’t like wasting time.
capricorn: usually isn’t too obvious, because as with capricorn venus, they can be quite distant and emotionally shy. if they’re trying to organize things with you, plan out a trip or a meeting with you or a group of people and you, they could be trying to set apart time for you two to spend time together. they’ll take their time to decide on you, and that could take a very looong time, and they may not even be the first to tell you that they’re interested. if you think they like you, you should probably try to make the first move or it just might not happen.
aquarius: they can usually be quite cold to people, so if they’re showing you some warmth that’s a good sign. If they’re talking to you throughout the day while they’re busy doing other things, that’s great. they dislike pointless conversation, and they prefer talking about things that are interesting to them with people they care about. they look for like-minded individuals, and if you show them that you think the same way, you stand a good chance.
pisces: they’ll try to get to know you, and ask you questions that won’t be too personal for fear of scaring you away. they may be a little shy, or humble even, when you ask them questions about themselves or things that they’re good at/into. if they share their opinions on more serious subjects (political views, global warming, war, etc) rather than just on meaningless things to fill the space, that can be a good sign.
The signs neglect
Aries: Taurus Taurus: Gemini Gemini: Capricorn Cancer: Libra Leo: Aquarius Virgo: Leo Libra: Pisces Scorpio: Virgo Sagittarius: Cancer Capricorn: Aries Aquarius: Scorpio Pisces: Sagitarrius
THE TWELVE DAYS OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY ARIES GAVE TO ME
A cherry bomb on my doorstep.
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TAURUS GAVE TO ME
Two nasty glares and one stubborn streak.
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY GEMINI GAVE TO ME
Three (hundred) open tabs, two chemical experiments, and one debate.
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CANCER GAVE TO ME
Four empty boxes of tissues, three boxes of cookies, two personalities, and one I Heart Mom tattoo.
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LEO GAVE TO ME
Five temper tantrums, four purrs, three whines, two cuddles, and one big argument.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY VIRGO GAVE TO ME
Six cleaning wipes, five nags, four diet plans, three bottles of bleach, two garbage bags, and one toilet scrubber.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LIBRA GAVE TO ME
Seven changed minds, six bathroom breaks, five credit card bills, four designer brands, three drunk texts, two lovers, and one broken heart.
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SCORPIO GAVE TO ME
Eight death threats, seven pocket knives, six questionable website links, five craigslist ads, four disposable phones, three encryption codes, two broken bones, and one wild night.
ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SAGITTARIUS GAVE TO ME
Nine spider species, eight drunken stupors, seven bank robberies, six albums of The Doors, five philosophical quotes, four arsons, three existential crises, two tears, and one stupid smile.
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CAPRICORN GAVE TO ME
Ten to-do lists, nine screams, eight coupons, seven chores, six bouts of passive aggressiveness, five silent treatments, four sarcastic remarks, three sneers, two eye rolls, and one migraine
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY AQUARIUS GAVE TO ME
Eleven conspiracy theories, ten questionable tattoos, nine mind games, eight robotic expressions, seven fake feelings, six unfinished projects, five invention ideas, four lab coats, three feelings, two cryptic texts, and one brutally honest statement.
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PISCES GAVE TO ME
Twelve prescription drugs, eleven glitter bottles, ten personal issues, nine booty calls, eight dead plants, seven knitted blankets, six odd fantasies, five “it’s not my fault!”, four stolen necklaces, three therapists, two art projects, and one true friend.