canada is real

hi I’m Saf and you can call me mommy

[killjoyfag]

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

[cyphertext-deactivated20250401]

if u die in pokemon go u die in real life

[strifebuddies-deactivated202211]

Me a week after March 20th

[quixoticrobotic]

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

[fairycosmos]

my dash is like. coronavirus. animal crossing. someone having a mental breakdown. half ironic gifsets of twilight

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

[d1b5h1t-moved]

[babyanimalgifs]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

[jncos]

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

[fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311]

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

[of-foolish-and-wise]

oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood

[gaycism]

Why is this so funny to me