So, I've got a new business....

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I've got a new business

Oh yeah, what's your new business

I sculpt religious icons

and how's that going for you

I'm making a prophet 

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I've got a new business 

oh yeah, what's your new business 

I make rubber tires for cars

and hows that working out for you

I'm flat out

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Doesn't hold water

Got a new business!

Yeah?

Yeah, constructing aquariums for fish-people.

Sounds cool, but is there a market for that?

No, it's tanking.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

On the right track

what's your business?

I clean up railway lines after suicides.

Hows your business?

I'm chuffed to bits with it.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I have a new business

What's your business?

We sell horse pills

How's that going?

It's hard to keep them in stock.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I'm running a business. What's the business? A lifeguard training business. How's the business? It's going swimmingly.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I have a new business

I have a new business What is it? Selling dustbins How's it going? Rubbish!!!

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Hotellier

I've started a new business...

Doing what?

Running a hotel

How's it going?

Ii think it's going alright, but I'm not counting any checkins

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Recursion

I've got a new business.

Really? What are you selling?

Jokes.

Oh, ok. So how's that going?

I'm having trouble coming up with punchlines.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Milk

I've got a business What's your business? Flip flops for cows. How is business? Not too bad but they lactose....

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Trampolines

Hey, I've got a business. What's your business? I run a trampoline stall in Prague Cool. How's that going? Great, but the Czechs keep bouncing

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I've got a business...

What is your business?

Just recieved funding to test the effects of MDMA on flowers.

How is it going?

Coming up roses.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I have a new business...

What is your business?

I lay gravel at the beginning of races.

How is it going?

Off to a rocky start.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Wizards

I've got a business.

Oh yeah? What's your business?

We sell equipment for wizards.

How's it going for you?

We just can't get the staff.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Water storage

I've got a business.

Oh yeah? What's your business?

We design and sell water storage systems.

Oh cool, how's it going?

Well.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

Worst Janitorial Job Ever

-So I've got a new business...

Oh yeah? What's that then?

-I clean up after the executioner decapitates criminals.

W-what? Oh, okay. Um... how's business?

-I think I'm pulling up ahead.

[ihaveanewbusiness]

I've got a new business.

What kind of business?

A cheese business.

how's it going?

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