Chaotic Apathetic

Brett. 28, MI, he/him.

[lux-in-the-night]

[scarf-it-box]

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

[ocean-again]

straight from his wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SungWon_Cho#Personal_life

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek (2001) trivia 

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek 2 (2004) trivia 

[that-house]

A story in two parts

[ihaveasomewhatlongurlname]

Google autocomplete asked “Is Joe Biden sinking?” And now I’m laughing uncontrollably at 1 in the morning imagining the old man slowly sinking into the floor

[baseballcardvandals]

I really did.

Own this BCV Original.

[baseballcardvandals]

Gotham’s leading wireless provider.

Own this BCV Original.

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

[featheredcritter]

the wording of this title is so fun. caught in the act, the whore

[mymoodisno-deactivated20220904]

I- stop calling me out.

[jaubaius]

TIL Otters have pockets

[avidreaderffn]

“What a beautiful otter”

“Thanks! It has pockets”

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

[hopesterling]

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

[gayweedanimal]

[quest-draws]

ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You're ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

[o-kurwa]

[britainbray]

Sometimes even the villains have standards