Murder most unladylike stuff

[ihavebookfriends]

Alexander: I think I pulled a muscle!

Daisy: You can't pull what you don't have.

[ihavebookfriends]

Binny *nudges Kitty awake at 4am*:  Do you like me?

Kitty: I married you.

Binny: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear.

[ihavebookfriends]

we can all agree ah lan, hazel and daisy remained friends

[ihavebookfriends]

Hazel: what i want - snuggles

Hazel: what i got - struggles

[ihavebookfriends]

Hazel,holding Daisy’s and Aminia’s shoulder: what’s up gays!

Daisy: do you mean guy-

Hazel: did i fucking stutter

[ihavebookfriends]

Daisy: Yeah, people fear me. Lucy: Mm. Daisy: The only reason I'm not your boss right now is 'cause I'd hate to do that to Felix. He needs this. Lucy: And also you're not a cop. Daisy: Well, you're not the basis of a character in Agatha Christie, Lucy, but I don't throw that in your face every damn day.

[ihavebookfriends]

Hazel: (at Daisy’s wedding) All right. Listen up, people. The next 14 hours are gonna be hell, but in the end you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile with your lives. Kitty: I kinda think the detective work we do- Hazel: Eh-eh-eh! I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, assistant. Let's make a wedding!

[ihavebookfriends]

Stephen: Help me! Bertie: I'm not helping you. Stephen: Why not? Is this because I once betrayed you? Bertie: Yes! It was our last interaction!

[ihavebookfriends]

Daisy: Introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful.

Daisy: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is

[ihavebookfriends]

Daisy: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

[ihavebookfriends]

Daisy: If one more person says I'm too dramatic, I'm going to light myself on fire.

[ihavebookfriends]

Alexander: How did my shirt even catch fire? I bought it because the tag said "inflammable"!

Hazel: Inflammable means flammable...

Alexander: What?! That doesn't even make sense!

[ihavebookfriends]

Binny: My mother hides wine in the walls.

Ms Freebody: You know that's a wine rack! I'm not "hiding" it there!

[wellsandwongdetectivesociety]

Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

part two

Amina El Maghrabi:

Binny Freebody:

Bertie Wells:

Uncle Felix:

Aunt Lucy:

Inspector Priestly:

[wellsandwongdetectivesociety]

Murder Most Unladylike Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

part one

Hazel Wong:

Daisy Wells:

Kitty Freebody:

Rebecca Martineau:

Lavinia Temple:

Alexander Arcady:

George Mukherjee:

[wellsandwong]

Lavinia: Okay. Who would you kiss, marry and kill out of Hazel, Beanie and Kitty?

Daisy: Kiss Hazel, marry Hazel, kill Alexander

Alexander: Wha- I wasn’t even on the list!

[ihavebookfriends]

Beanie: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk, cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them.