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Kyzyr loves to rub her face on the dog, grab handfuls of his fur, and chew on his ears. Jack loves that Kyzyr is the only person who likes it when he licks her face. #dogsandbabies

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Always hard to believe nobody wanted this little guy. He just needed a haircut and a little training! I'm so glad we found this sneezy, snuggly diamond in the rough to join the family.

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ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY #petmom

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#tfw "my inability to repay my massive student loan debt is negatively affecting my cosigner's credit/quality of life/ maybe I'll just put my face through a wall/ brb hating myself" WHO'S WITH ME

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When u can’t find ur mam in the supermarket

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Stop this is so funny

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

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La sobrinita más querida del universo 😍

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😻😻😻 #furbabies

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Things About My Life That My Mom Thinks Are "Fancy"

-I got a set of chairs on craigslist that cost $10 more than another set because I liked them better -my pets are vaccinated and have collars with tags -I put sheets on my bed -I like coconut -I use face wash and moisturizer -I own throw pillows

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"Throw! No. No take. Just throw."

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Interference

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Tfw when you're at a rest stop after driving for 4.5 hours and a group of teenaged boys gets off a school bus and starts "eeeyyy mami!"ing you. #noniño #dondeestatumama (at Ohio Turnpike)

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I'm giving up on dating. Y'all childish.

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STOP! YOU HAVE ENOUGH SPAGHETTI! (is something I just yelled at my cat) #catladylife