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ju2t choke on a ball of amber, thank2. sollux captor | 9 | alternia var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5154212"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=peon&e2=peon2&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); [dependent sollux captor blog part of the hemostuck universe. please check the timeline blog to see how this blog and timeline will deviate from canon. this blog is not to be treated as canon. hemostuck belongs to roachpatrol and urbananchorite]

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im resistin the obvvious bait to make a real nasty joke right noww only cuz i still got some dignity as a semi-respectable troll

bullshit, i rip em up wwhenevver i get the chance an they are not just like evveryone elses they are much much more douchebaggy an sides id get lynched for fuckin wwith anybody elses frilly pants not like i wwould anywwavve seein as your reaction to its the only one wwhats satisfyin B)

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you’re not even remotely 2emii-re2pectable. but at the lea2t you piicked up on the baiit ii threw out, that’2 progre22.

what, becau2e ii’m weariing them? that’2 not a faiir 2tatement at all, ed, and you know iit. aa and tv wear the 2ame 2hiit. god you’re fuckiing awful. ii’d giive you a che2hiire 2miile iif ii could but ii ju2t can’t briing my2elf two ruiin the only thiing you have goiing for you.

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those are all hilarious things you just said of course kar thinks that hes soft on you the rest a that could be debated

i mean yeah theyll be fine wwith it but i still wwanna puke out my eyeballs wwhenevver i got to look at you in those awwful fuckin dwweeb threads

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ii’m a man of many talents, humor happen2 two be one of them. well yeah ii gue22 he ii2, but ii gue22 that make2 you hard on me by default. no one el2e ii2 up for debatiing.

you 2ay that enough, but you never actually do anythiing about them. but hone2tly they’re ju2t liike everyone el2e’2 miinu2 my 2iigiil and up the color2.

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mmm no no youre definitely an asshole a huge one

yawwn some nights though i feel like shes wworkin against me but then i remember she likes sassin you almost as much as i do damn i lovve that girl

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ii mean ii am but not two the extent where everyone 2lap2 that label on me. ii can be a good guy. chariitable. gentle. kk 2ay2 ii’m very, very generou2 two hiim.

frankly 2he hate2 my 2en2e of fa2hiion, or lack there of. yeah, ii liike loud color2. YE2 they happen two cla2h. not the end of the world, the court ii2 goiing two be ju2t fiine wiith iit.

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you? humbled? im highly doubtin that. you arent evver humble aboat nothin i evver heard a

anywways howw longs it been since i tore holes in one a your eyesore nerd capes?

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ii’m humble wiith almo2t everyone but you, thank2. ii’m proud, but not an a22hole thank you very much.

long enough for me two have kn fiix iit wiithout you takiing notiice. you’d thiink 2eeiing me everyday you’d have kept track 2omehow.

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dont get fussy on account a me noww sol you knoww there aint no one else id trust to put me dowwn post death cept you

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ii’m humbled. whiile ii appreciiate the opportuniity two put you 2iix feet under you know ii’m not lookiing two jump the gun on iit.

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yeah ill livve

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you better.

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urgh

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you goiing two be okay there?

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she made it but that doesnt mean i havve to like that dorky shit an besides it looks wway better on the fuckin floor dont you think

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ii thiink iit’d look better around your throat but even then iit’2 two niice ju2t two choke you out.

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why do ii keep gaiiniing 2triictly ampora ba2ed follower2.

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alright howw about skull-ache, ovverbite, bitch-cape, thollux, i can go on if you wwant

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excu2e the fuck out of you, the cape ii2 niice. your mate made iit for me, 2top throwiing around haple22 iin2ult2.

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oh wwould you prefer somethin more specific to you in particular pissblood?

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ii’d expect more work from you rather than throwiing out a 2lur toward2 a hiighblood. you’re better than that, archagent.

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are wwe still on the jaww thing? lets movve on to other body parts noww cmon

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well no other part of your body ii2 2pewiing out the term pii22blood. ii’ll 2tay on jaw untiill you’re blue iin the face.

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or wwhat your fuckin majesty

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ii’ll 2ee how much fun you have attemptiing two iin2ult me wiith your jaw unhiinged.

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im goin to lord this ovver you for wweeks pissblood

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watch your mouth 2ea2lug.

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aaaaahaha adorable

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ju2t 2hut the fuck up.

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hey shut up i think its reasonable to think you wwere gonna knock my fuckin lights out ok

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YOU COULD HAVE DIIED ED, OF COUR2E II’M GOIING TWO WORRY.

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AWW SOL ARE YOU JEALOUS PERHAPS???

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no, 2hiit 2taiin. ii have zero rea2on two be jealou2 of the a22hole2 you driive iintwo the ground.