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ii’m a man of many talents, humor happen2 two be one of them. well yeah ii gue22 he ii2, but ii gue22 that make2 you hard on me by default. no one el2e ii2 up for debatiing.

you 2ay that enough, but you never actually do anythiing about them. but hone2tly they’re ju2t liike everyone el2e’2 miinu2 my 2iigiil and up the color2.

im resistin the obvvious bait to make a real nasty joke right noww only cuz i still got some dignity as a semi-respectable troll

bullshit, i rip em up wwhenevver i get the chance an they are not just like evveryone elses they are much much more douchebaggy an sides id get lynched for fuckin wwith anybody elses frilly pants not like i wwould anywwavve seein as your reaction to its the only one wwhats satisfyin B)

ii mean ii am but not two the extent where everyone 2lap2 that label on me. ii can be a good guy. chariitable. gentle. kk 2ay2 ii’m very, very generou2 two hiim.

frankly 2he hate2 my 2en2e of fa2hiion, or lack there of. yeah, ii liike loud color2. YE2 they happen two cla2h. not the end of the world, the court ii2 goiing two be ju2t fiine wiith iit.

those are all hilarious things you just said of course kar thinks that hes soft on you the rest a that could be debated

i mean yeah theyll be fine wwith it but i still wwanna puke out my eyeballs wwhenevver i got to look at you in those awwful fuckin dwweeb threads

ii’m humble wiith almo2t everyone but you, thank2. ii’m proud, but not an a22hole thank you very much.

long enough for me two have kn fiix iit wiithout you takiing notiice. you’d thiink 2eeiing me everyday you’d have kept track 2omehow.

mmm no no youre definitely an asshole a huge one

yawwn some nights though i feel like shes wworkin against me but then i remember she likes sassin you almost as much as i do damn i lovve that girl

ii’m humbled. whiile ii appreciiate the opportuniity two put you 2iix feet under you know ii’m not lookiing two jump the gun on iit.

you? humbled? im highly doubtin that. you arent evver humble aboat nothin i evver heard a

anywways howw longs it been since i tore holes in one a your eyesore nerd capes?

you better.

dont get fussy on account a me noww sol you knoww there aint no one else id trust to put me dowwn post death cept you

#wwink

feel like i got a layer a filth on me wwhat wwont wwash off

yikes

you goiing two be okay there?

yeah ill livve

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i came here to say somethin but i forgot wwhat it wwas gonna be

hms-surprise

Swedish tall ship “Götheborg” an (almost) exact replica of the original East Asian trading ship who sank just outside Gothenburg in 1745. The wreck of her was found in 1984 and it was decided that a new ship would be built following the original design. The new “Götheborg” was launched in 2003 and has during the last years done the huge trip to China and back again.

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#shiphive

excu2e the fuck out of you, the cape ii2 niice. your mate made iit for me, 2top throwiing around haple22 iin2ult2.

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she made it but that doesnt mean i havve to like that dorky shit an besides it looks wway better on the fuckin floor dont you think

:P That sure doesnt sound bitter or anything

not in the least bit

ii’d expect more work from you rather than throwiing out a 2lur toward2 a hiighblood. you’re better than that, archagent.