Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to provide you with a quick overview of my raccoon, Masked Deuce.
has the color palette of a forest [ at least i think so? ]
called a fashion disaster by several and apparently enjoys being half naked
what the hell did he eat when he was younger he’s tall as hell
loyal. like a dog. but he bites
hahah romance? he’s got a dead girlfriend called Beatrice except that, it’s a lie. he just doesn’t want romance
writes. and writes. and writes.
very fancy handwriting by the way
the black sheep despite his colorful appearance
all animals hate him -some hiss, others leave, a few threaten him -except like three
a jerk simply because it’s fun
but got a really nice, considerate heart
drinks his RESPECT WOMEN JUICE everyday
if he likes you, you’re allowed to run your fingers through his messy mane
he’s got the energy of a child and only needs 30 minutes of naps to recover
doesn’t sleep much, speaking of which. wakes up at the slightest of noises
loves knives and constantly carries around 13 of them
doctor, strategist, crafter, writer, what else do you want in a man? he’s perfect
but got the personality of trash
ugly scars on face -that’s why he wears a mask. his big bro did those
pastel hair color it’s bc of an illness passed on by mom. the rest [his dad, and big brother] have darker blue hair. but don’t tell him that
hates white but dresses in white since it’s the medical outfit. havE I MENTIONED THE CREW HE BELONGS TO IS CALLED WHITEBEARD PIRATES!?!? also his favorite jelly [ aka @jcllyfisn <3 ] has a dog called Stephan. and he’S WHITE TOO najsbajfsd
roses are aesthetic as fuck
if you save his life he’s gonna be your loyal dog. will die for you
real name is unknown. will rather die than tell you
his dad and older brother are ‘prodigies’. deuce hates them
can’t die because the plot (me) says so
that’s it, folks. thank you for coming to my ted talk