iyan: tumblr edition

night shifts & soft crashes (emotional & motorcycle)

[iiyyaann]

So the court needs to know what ur fave song on wicked pt 1 is

IT’S MEEEEE

(Defying gravity atm.. but tbh i was more invested in the plot)

[chaiikyuu]

okay hear me out..

23 life size cutouts of smiskis?

Will it be the limited edition iyan smiskis?

[iiyyaann]

u want the bald series or the moto series?

[iiyyaann]

GOD I MISS HER SM JUST LET IT BE SPRING ALREADY

i dont want to put her away for the winter. There is no way i can breath for 5 months knowing she’s gone for that long.

GRAHH HER REVS (i miss her)

there is no other sound in this planet better than her revs whether it upshifting or downshifting or neutral revs. its literally her voice and its all i wanna hear on the road.

did i tell u guys i miss her alot already? (yea i miss her)

honestly this is my version of the reader x inanimate except SHE IS REAL. Like i cant believe she’s actually in my garage in BALLSTON SPA NEW YORK. And call me weird idc but i would literally admire her for hours and pat her fuel tank bc she deserves all the frickin love, maintenance and love in this world. GAHHH

crying peeing i miss her

[iiyyaann]

i miss my bike :(

all 500cc’s of her.

[iiyyaann]

peenar !!

PEENAR !!

[iiyyaann]

R U READY TO ROAD TRIP SOON MUAHAHAHAHAHA

HECK YEAA ARE U READY??

[iiyyaann]

so how is playing league by yourself 🥰

IM WAITING FOR U TO JOIN (ive been playing resident evil 4 tho!…)

[chaiikyuu]

i have to drive back to campus tomorrow

[iiyyaann]

[chaiikyuu]

CAN I PEE LADY CHAI WHO DOES NOT LIKE CHAI FOR SOME APPARENT REASON AND LIKES MATCHA MORE?

LADY CHAI FIDHDJDHSISHSJ

yes u can… ill make an exception for my blood clot sister.

[iiyyaann]

*sniff squirm sniff* i see how it is

[iiyyaann]

so did u pee

U SAID NO AND NOW IM LEAVING FOR W*RK SO I GOTTA HOLD IT IN

[chaiikyuu]

hey i just got out of w*rk. can i go pee now?

no

[iiyyaann]

[chaiikyuu]

This. Best out of 5. You vs me.. winner gets decide whatever (im making u play ranked League).

WHAT IS IT WITH U AND MAKING ME GO AGAINST MY MORALS

OK FINE

[iiyyaann]

RAHHHH SHE FINALLY SAID YES but you would totally play and do great as Yuumi. (Or teemo!)

why? bc

1. ur a cat

2. u literally attach to anyone as an ability like an actual cat

3. u can heal ppl like crazy

4. ur cat but magic

[iiyyaann]

what r ur thoughts on mike wazowski?

green.. bald… makes me feel i want to watch him.. like always watching him

[iiyyaann]

hey guys i just got paid td. what do yall want?

[iiyyaann]

i am foaming at the mouth just thinking about riding my bike.

She’s in the garage. Waiting. Collecting dust. Judging me. Probably wondering why I’m wasting away out here like I didn’t promise her the open road and emotional fulfillment.

And then there’s bike tok.

You know the ones.

“hey guys! here’s me in a skin-tight fit with no gear, no gloves, and no actual riding. just me and my motorcycle in a parking lot vibing ✨for the aesthetic✨”

Don’t get me wrong — I’m not mad that you’re hot. I’m mad that people are out here calling this motorcycle content when they haven’t leaned into a curve since the MSF course.

And worse?

Some of them are out here giving advice. Bad advice.

Like genuinely dangerous takes wrapped in clout-chasing filters and IG Reels audio. All while wearing nothing but a tank top, leggings, and manifesting road rash if you so much as sneeze near the throttle.

You can be both hot and smart.

Gear doesn’t cancel your attractiveness. Confidence does. Ride with skill. Ride with protection. And maybe… idk… actually ride???

I’m not here to thirst.

I’m here to twist the throttle, dodge potholes, and feel something.

anyway. i miss my bike.

#ride your damn bike #motorcycle content should include motorcycles in motion #december29th2024 #doNOTstealmybikeYeahyouknowwhoyouarewhosereadingthis #ninja500 is my therapist #stop giving new riders bad advice challenge

[myheartflutters]

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[iiyyaann]