maria.

21. USA. Multifandom. Instagram my tumblr wifey I like: Sherlock// Hannibal // Almost Human // Breaking Bad // The Blacklist // Scandal // House of Cards // HIMYM // Psych // White Collar // The Daily Show // Revenge // Graceland // Burn Notice // Crossing Lines // Orange is the New Black // The Newsroom // Castle flag counter since March 28th, 2011 sc_online_t(81515,"Soul(s) Being Taken","170ddb"); Free Online Counter var _wau = _wau || []; _wau.push(["small", "sjfa7pvkdwk6", "nfr"]); (function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.async=true; s.src="http://widgets.amung.us/small.js"; document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s); })();

[lovesuggestion]

i want someone to just be happy over me. happy to see me. happy to hear me. happy to know me.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gael-garcia]

Kumail Nanjiani and Kate McKinnon host the 2016 Film Independent Spirit Awards

[adelledewitts]

[lowreswunderbred]

Broad City (2014)

[fumbledeegrumble]

❤

[hommewalk]

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

[theavengers]

I have something…that I need you to see.

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[best-of-memes]

An accurate representation of being hungover

[cleromancy]

a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic.  seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then

[ijustmetagirlnamed]

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

[itggirl]

[ryagosling]

Well, loss doesn’t work the same way for everybody, Red. We don’t get to pick the things that fix us, Red. Make us whole. Make us feel purpose. My moment of clarity? It came from the strangest of places.

[dead-blog-813]

[museicetc-deactivated20161122]

[ruinedchildhood]

Dr. P. Lankton has had enough of your shit

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

bank account: there’s food at home