too gay to function

death is my spirit animal

[bilosan]

UK con 2018 ➤  “And a couple of my best friends.” 

[jacobwren]

[marci1900]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[closet-keys]

Gay Jokes

by gay people: about culture, fashion, relationships, loving each other, self-love, community, common experiences, gender expression and variation, gay history, satire on oppression and trauma, genuinely multifaceted comedy surrounding gay identity and what it means internally and in relation to our culture

by straights: literally only about sex or a stale rehash of the Sassy Gay Friend™ trope. that’s it. 

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[gloomy-draws]

[love-personal]

[approvers]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You can’t put a price on life.” “Whole Rotisserie Chicken: $6.99”

[aquaticsparkles]

[perrfectly]

[champagnewithpapi]

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

[khadds]

Tbh

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you identify something as a UFO. It’s no longer a UFO.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When offered free pizza at a social gathering, I eat two slices max. At home, I probably average six slices.

[winchester-cas]

When the moose comes knocking