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I write a lot of stuff and reblog a lot of stuff, my fandoms are many and varied, and my hyperfixations are unpredictable. My writing blog is @bigasswritingmagnet.  I also do writing commissions! [Icon and header image all commissions from @snuffes!]

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

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voiced it <3

[latriviata]

I feel like trekblr doesn’t adequately draw on the two The Fifty-Year Mission books because I sent this to my housemate when I was reading the second volume eight years ago and I’ve never seen it on tumblr. I have to do everything myself. I love them sm

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[Alexander Siddig:]

throw the Cardassian Garak into the mix at a very early stage, and it's not subtle. There's a kind of quivering sexuality going on there, which obviously doesn't come home to roost, but it's hero worship. I had fun with that, and I know that Andy Robinson, who played Garak, did as well. Andy just changed my game for me. He gave me a direction to go in, and I began to understand what was going on with the character once I got to talk to him. It was pretty much the only talking I did. The Terry Farrell/Jadzia Dax infatuation thing just didn't work.

Andrew Robinson (actor, "Garak"):

Bashir is really good-looking, so as a character choice I thought, "What the hell? Why not go for it?" There is a close-up of Garak where it looks like he could eat him alive. And I'm sure that's why I got the job.

Alexander Siddig:

I gave Garak some of the best years of my life.

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[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[alexaloraetheris]

See, a scientist makes a little moisture sensor sensor for his plant to remember to water it.

But a mad scientist chooses that kind of audio.

Put this guy in castle Heterodyne, and they'd be best friends.

[r3dhoodapologist]

Dude ur so right this is some shit the Castle would do for shits and giggles lmao

[big-ass-magnet]

garak family dinner fic.

I'm not sure if this was intended as a prompt but it immediately got me thinking about Julian, Garak, and Enabran Tain having just an awful time.

Garak and Enabran have the most aggressively passive aggressive conversation imaginable where Garak is trying to emphasize how happy he is and goodness didn't it turn out to be such a good thing he was exciled to the station or never would have met the love of his life. And then Enabran trying to pick holes in everything and gosh, inter-species couples can have it so rough, do you ever worry this will undermine his career, that would be so awful.

Meanwhile, Julian sitting there completely silent with "I want him to live a long miserable life. I want him to grow old on a station surrounded by people who hate him, knowing he'll never come home again" ricocheting around his brain and trying to figure out if Enabran is in good enough shape to fight him off should Julian lunge across the table and try to drive the dessert fork into a major artery.

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[remy-labelle-purple]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[blackwoolncrown]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[sajanrai]

Cat Poirot (xmas card for dad)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[skybson]

5x24 - Empok Nor

[chaapostrophena]

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[bedupolker]

She should be at the club

Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there

Meanwhile not at the club:

[bowelfly]

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

[letseyx]

[katherinetheok]

love the dynamic between these two freaks