Yuji goes off(Savage Yuji Itadori sceanario)
pairings : None but the reader is in this
tags/cw: Swearing(like lots),failed attempt at comedy ,randomness, fourth wall breaking,savage Yuji, Yuji being a complete meanie, everyone gets roasted.self indulgent!. No Manga spoilers
summary: On a seemingly uneventful day in Tokyo Jujutsu tech high,Itadori Yuji seems upset about something and proceeds to drag everyone around him for nor apparent reason
A/N: This is a crack/trash fic. Like seriously, this is absolute garbage written poorly on purpose. I was inspired by this tiktok of Midoriya Izuku from My hero Academia. One about him being a savage and insulting everyone around him,so I decided to do one for Yuji. Lots of people get roasted here ,even my favs,heck even you ,so please don't take any of this seriously.
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It was a cool afternoon in Jujutsu high, Tokyo campus. There weren't any curses that needed to be taken care of at the moment, so the students weren't up to much and honestly none of us are even sure these people do normal high subjects either(if I'm wrong don't hesitate to inform me in the comments). Megumi was leaning his back on a wall, Nobara was staring at Yuji sitting all dejectedly in a nearby corner and the second years were no where to be found.
"I wonder what's up with him" she said more to herself than to anyone in a particular
''He seems upset about something,best to just leave him alone" Megumi huffed
"Hmm" Nobara hummed but proceeded to walk up to him anyways for reasons unknown to me
"Oi idiot,what's got you so down" Despite the insult that was used,she did seem a bit concered.
The salmon haired vessel of Sukuna spun his head around 180 degrees(😳) and looked at the female sorcerer with menacing blood shot eyes. If looks could kill,Nobara would have been seven feet underground by now.
"Idiot? so says the bitch who's wasting her time speaking to said idiot"
Nobara was shoketh;she stared dumbfoundedly at the boy in front of her.she definentely wasn't expectng that. Determined to keep her pride,she decided to retaliate.
"Who do you think you're talking to, asshole?"she clicked her tongue and put on her most threatening look.
" Clearly there's no other bitch here beside you ,so go figure"
Her viscous countenance was immediately dismantled and she had nothing left to say. Megumi who overheard everything decided to step in.
"What has gotten into you?It doesn't matter if you're upset, you can't speak to people like that"
"So says the edgy guy who always acts like he's got a stick up his ass" Yuji scoffed
Megumi was equally as dumbfounded as Nobara was a few minutes ago. He couldn't believe Yuji would ever act in such manner. He bet that Sukuna had something to do with this sudden change in behavior. The aforementioned king of curses was busy snickering at the spectacle from inside Yuji's body. Maniacal laughter poured from the mouth at the side of the young sorcerer's face.
"How pitiful" Sukuna chuckled
Yuji glared at the opening at the side of his face.
" The only thing that's pitiful around here is a 1000+ year old cursed spirit sitting around idly in a 15 year old's body"
He didn't think he'd have the audacity to speak back to him,that's why he was left speechless (also cause he hit close to home)
You(yes you,dear reader) oveheard everything that was going on and decided to interfere.
" Yuji what's your deal,like seriously?"
" No,what's your deal? Why do you feel the need to insert yourself into fictional universes and ship yourself with 2d characters instead of real people"
" you didn't have to be so blunt" you ran away in tears
The second years were back from whatever it is they were doing and saw the whole hullabaloo from the bushes.
" OK Itadori,you need to stop,this isn't funny"
" Of course,it's not nearly as funny as how you're in a fucking curse school with no curse abilities"
"Oi" Maki's rational demeanor was disrupted and her face contoured to one of displeasure.
" Okaka!" Inumaki spoke strongly
" Use your words senpai,oh that's right, you can't"
" Hey stop now Yuji-kun" Panda tried to diffuse this ruckus
" Stay out of this panda,or should we even be calling you that"
Having enough of this ,Gojou hopped out of the bushes (jeez ,why's everyone hiding in the bushes today?) and decided to put a stop to this madness,surely he had to listen to his sensei.
" Oi Yuji-kun,You shouldn't speak to people like this, this isn't very responsible of you"
" Not the literal man child trying to talk to me about responsibility. You of all people should not be speaking to me about that!"
"Hey,that's not very nice" Gojou ran away in tears
The news about savage yuji reached the ears of the Kyoto students who were on the Tokyo campus for stupid reasons I'm too tired to explain.
"If it isn't Sukuna's vessel causing havoc as usual " Mei sneered
"If isn't Maki's less than competent sister.Get lost .nobody gives a fuck about you"
"Wha- I" the 2nd year was definitely at a loss for words
" I can't believe my besto friendo is acting like this"
"Best frien-bitch we barely even know each other"
One could tell Todo's feelings were hurt.
"Pssh,I'm not surprised they let their students act like that" Nishimiya huffed
" Can someone please take this toddler back to the daycare center cause she's obviously lost"
The blonde girl had wanted to protest but she couldn't form the words as it had cut her off guard.
"Despicable" Mechamaru tsked
"OK Walmart dollar store Alexa" Yuji rolled his eyes
"Yuji-kun,you shouldn't say these things"
Miwa who was normally shy and lacked proper self-confidence had to intervene.she didn't think she could do much but she wasn't about to let Yuji speak to her mates and upperclassmen like that. It was unforgivable
"Aww look ,Gojo's fan girl found her voice,ain't that cute"
Everyone's eyes were now on the blunette,even Gojo and you who had been crying together in the corner.
"I-wuh-f- wahhhhh" she ran away abruptely having nothing to counteract the salmon haired boy's comment. Everyone just stood there with a sweat drop on their foreheads.
"Tch,this is unbelievable" Kamo shook his head in pure disappointment and muttered to himself but Yuji had caught wind of his statement
" Why don't you look me in the eyes and tell me that?"
" I will not entertain this any further" The third year turned his heels and walked away. In lay man terms,"Dude wasn't about to deal with this shit"
" yeah that's right get your pale looking Robin hood ass out of here"
The ravenette kept on walking, paying absolutely no mind to the first year's comment. No matter how much it stung, he still wasn't getting involved in anything.
The sun had almost set and alas,it was evident that no man,woman or non-conforming individual could put a stop to savage Yuji's reign of terror.
But look!who was that figure that came out of the bushes (I'm done at this point🤦♀️)?. was it an ostrich? Nick Jonas? Ah yes! You guessed right! It was our beloved Nanami-san.
"Is this what you were looking for Itadori-kun?" He came up to the scene,flashing a silver movie ticket in his right hand.
"Been looking everywhere for this,where did you find it?. Oh thank you so much Nanami-san,you're an angel?" Yuji pranced all around in pure excitement.
"I found it near the gates and I had remembered you were looking for it"
"Oh,thanks a lot,you don't know how much this means to me"
"It's alright,just be careful next time"
Nanami then turned on his heels and proceeded to take his leave,away from the befuddled sorcerers who had witnessed the spectacle. He paid no one a single glance and left to where he had come from.
"All this just because of a damned ticket?" Everyone echoed in unison( a faint "mentaiko" could be heard in the background)before fainting "anime style".
" Itadori,in my office now!" The young boy whipped his head around to see a rather livid Principal Yaga standing beside principal Gakuganji who was as contemptuous as always.
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