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Hi. I'm Ike. I'm fifteen. I live in South Park. I like videogames. And girls. And Ice Hokey. I like girls. Ma mère pense que j'ai appris le français parce que je suis intelligent. Elle a tort. J'ai appris le français pour que je puisse séduire les filles.

[ikebrof]

KICK THE BABY

Don't kiss the baby backdoor slut

[ikebrof]

Hello, Ike.

Who are you

[ikebrof]

I want to hang out with all of the Ruby's

[doortotheheart]

You are a nerd. 

[ikebrof]

Cool

[ikebrof]

I didn’t know there were any other nerds in South Park other than my brother.

[doortotheheart]

There are if you count Kevin Stoley and Corey Lanskin, which I do. Jenny’s kind of a nerd too, she’d probably rank fifth.

[ikebrof]

That would make me a nerd then.

[eqqman-deactivated20210405]

hi clyde

Yo lil man. B)

[ikebrof]

how’s sucking my brother’s dick been

[eqqman-deactivated20210405]

you know what’s weird? i’ve only ever jerked him off. he’s the only one doing all the sucking. 

[ikebrof]

oh. really? that's unfair

[doortotheheart]

This isn't too weird is it?

Ruby knocked on Ike’s bedroom door after being let in by Kyle. She was holding a small jewelry box in her hand. What was inside was a gift for him, just something small she found and thought he would like. She was afraid it may have been kind of girly though.. and maybe he wouldn’t care for it. 

[ikebrof]

Ike pushed open his bedroom door after he heard a small knock on the door. He raised his head up from his desktop computer, lowering his microphone on his gaming headset. After blinking once, he took the headset off from around his head and placed it down, walking over to the bedroom door and opening it. The black haired boy was garbed in only some loose grey sweatpants, having not really bothered to get dressed today.

After seeing the blonde girl stood before him, Ike's eyes immediately brightened up, but his expression still remained neutral. 

"Hey." He said simply, standing awkwardly there at the door, "When did you get here?"

[eqqman-deactivated20210405]

hi clyde

Yo lil man. B)

[ikebrof]

how's sucking my brother's dick been

[doortotheheart]

I missed talking to you too dude. I’ve resorted to talking with the fourth biggest nerd in South Park instead. 

[ikebrof]

I didn't know there were any other nerds in South Park other than my brother.

[ikebrof]

where’s rubyyyy

[sexyrubyhead-deactivated2014060]

Behind you

[ikebrof]

oh. a new ruby. hi.

[ikebrof]

where’s rubyyyy

[doortotheheart]

I’m hereeee

[ikebrof]

awesome. hi. ive missed talking to you.

[ikebrof]

where's rubyyyy

[ikebrof]

new theme it's a lot better now

[kenny-mcsterion-blog-blog]

there’s nothing gross about big boobs

[ikebrof]

he said they were too big

[ikebrof]

Kyle found my porn

[kenny-mcsterion-blog-blog]

give it to me i’ll look after it for you

[ikebrof]

he said it was gross because the girls had huge boobs

[ikebrof]

Kyle found my porn

[ikebrof]

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