ASK EVIL SHOU

My father's awesome

[ikuzusuohs]

INTRO POST OR SOMETHINGGG

What's up?! I'm Shou, or...evil shou. I don't know why they call me that. I don't think I'm evil at all!

Ask me stuff here! Or just send me things. No mean things or I'll drown you!

I have totally coolio water powers, or hydrokinesis, which is what people call it! I'm like, totally, super powerful! So don't make me mad! You'll regret it! Seriously!

My dad's awesome, he has this whole world domination thing going on and he says he'll give me the ownership of the world when I'm older! If he's lying though...I'll kill him.

Don't ask me anything about that ritsu guy, he doesn't like me and I don't like him either!

Aaaaanyway, be my friend! I only bite sometimes..

//OOC INTRO

Admin is @irlarataka and this blog is completely satire. If I say mean things, that's just me trying to stay in character.. me and (evil) shou are both minors, so don't send anything weird things!

all ooc things will have "//" in front of them, I'll mostly be ooc in tags though. Open roleplays are always welcome! I'd love to do so with a toichiro account, LMAO

I only made this blog because my friend made the @ask-evil-ritsu blog, it's hilarious to me though so I hope I won't abandon this in a month!

[ikuzusuohs]

//if you THINK about it the evil mp100 verse is kinda like 2p hetalia in a way if you get it you get it

[ikuzusuohs]

I'm Mr frog

This is my show

I eat the bug

*NOM*

I ate the bug

This is the end

I love you

....what?

DON'T EAT BUGS!!!!!!

[ikuzusuohs]

this you?

(reading the mp100 manga and got to shou's intro lol)

Duh!!! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?!?!

[ikuzusuohs]

Did you know that if you hammer a nail in the stem side of a peach pit, tie on a string, make a wire frame and dangle it over a cup so it's juuust touching the surface of the water and then put it in a bright window, you have your very own peach pit dangling so it's juuust touching the surface of the water in a bright window?

NO!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!! GIVE ME SOME USEFUL INFO LIKE HOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD OR SOMETHING!!!!!

[ikuzusuohs]

The rat

THE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

[ikuzusuohs]

//guys I've been so countryhumans and hetaliapilled i forgot to make this account active I'm So sorry

[sundogskies]

Sorry you're sick @ask-evil-ritsu....... #DeathOfALegend

Mod you're probably better by now, but I belatedly wish you and Ritsu well

[ikuzusuohs]

will you sign my forehead…….

Fine.

[Evil shou grabs a blue marker and draws an angry face over your forehead]

...

[He starts scribbling over it making the drawing incomprehensible]

[ikuzusuohs]

At first I hated you with a burning passion [/lh] but now you're like a bug to me /positive

You've healed. Never say that you hate me ever again!!!!!!

[ikuzusuohs]

how does my fellow ragebaiter doing today?

I'm fine. THAT'S OBVIOUS!!!!!!DONTASKMETHATEVERAGAIN!!!

[ikuzusuohs]

Why you blue are you a Smurf or smth

I'M NOT!!!!!!

[ikuzusuohs]

You've never heard of a YTP before? YouTube Poop? Sos? Pingas?

THE HELL IS THAT??!!?!!?

[ikuzusuohs]

do you like Sherlock Holmes and do you wanna be friends ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

Sherlock...holmes...? You mean that one detective guy? I guess he's cool, NOT AS COOL AS ME THOUGH! THAT'S OBVIOUS! As for the friends part, why not?! Just don't get on my nerves and we'll be chill!! What's your name again? Free may?

[ikuzusuohs]

*Gives him Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes*

...thank you?

[He's visibly trying to hide his excitement]

[ikuzusuohs]

shou do you listen to vocaloid? thoughts on miku??

miku is ok...I guess...

[ikuzusuohs]

*Bites you the scurries away*

- the rat that bites gay people

HEY!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??!!!